It was about nine in the morning, yet another beautiful day in Minecraftia. Two women are hanging out in a coffee shop, one being Stacy and the other being Lizzie. They have been friends for awhile now and often hang out in places like this.

Stacy who was on her laptop was interrupted from her thoughts when a notification popped up.

Stacy: Um Lizzie?

Lizzie: Yeah?

Stacy: Did you make a Tumblr account?

Lizzie: What?

Stacy: I just got a notification from Tumblr... it's for an ask blog? Why is this even coming up on my computer?

Lizzie: Well you see-

Stacy: You made us an ask blog?

Lizzie: Well-

Stacy: It's too early for this... Come on we're leaving.

Lizzie: Not again...

Thirty minutes later back in their apartment...

Stacy: So we have to answer these now? Why would you even start an ask blog without telling me?

Lizzie: Well duh, that's what an ask blog if for! I wanted us to do something else besides hang out in that coffee shop all day!

Stacy: Hey! We do other stuff!

Lizzie: Okay but like ninety percent of the time we're at the coffee shop.

Stacy: Fine we'll answer these questions... You already made a post?

Lizzie: It doesn't say a lot, Stacy. You need to loosen up a little.

Question 1: Do you guys live together?

Stacy: Yes. We've been sharing this apartment for two years.

Question 2: Do you two share a bed, if so who hogs it?

Lizzie: Stacy.

Stacy: I don't hog the bed!

Lizzie: Yes you do! I always end up sleeping on the edge! I knew we should have bought bunk beds!

Stacy: Bunk beds are expensive, that's why we share a bed remember?

Lizzie: I wish I knew you were a bed hog before hand.

Stacy: Ouch.

Question 3: Are you two in a relationship?

Lizzie: Yes.

Stacy: NO!

Lizzie: Stacy they deserve to know.

Stacy: These sickos, always wanting to know about relationships and that stuff. No one wants to be involved with that drama!

Lizzie: It's just a question.

Stacy: A very personal question!

Lizzie: Don't mind Stacy she's just cranky.

Stacy: No I'm not! I just don't want to tell anyone!

Lizzie: But they already know, don't you think it's time to stop keeping it a secret and finally tell them?

Stacy: No, I like it better as a secret.

Lizzie: Well listen up you big baby! I can't keep my Facebook status as single forever, and guys keep hitting on me and won't stop until I make it clear that I'm with someone. And besides if anyone calls us lesbians so what? It's true, nothing is going to make me think different about you just because we like the same gender.

Stacy: . . .

Lizzie: Well while you're taking a vow of silence I'll tell them. Yes we are a couple, and if you have a problem with that then your opinion doesn't matter. Because Stacy treats me better than any guy I've dated before. So maybe try and be less negative towards same sex couples, because we get shit done.

Question 4: What about Dan, Stampy, and Sparklez?
Do they know?

Lizzie: Yes they know.

Stacy: Dan and Stampy already shipped us before we told them...

Lizzie: They took it better than expected, Stampy and Dan made even made shirts!

Stacy: Those are stupid shirts...

Lizzie: They are kind of ridiculous, they say Lacy Trash on them.

Stacy: Because they litteraly eat trash.

Lizzie: Stacy if you're going to be a negative Nell then you can leave.

Stacy: I just wanted to write a little bit, have some coffee, play video games, and snuggle. Is that so much to ask?

Lizzie: Well sorry hun, but snuggling is off limits unless you answer these questions with me.

Stacy: Ugh! Fine!

Question 5: How did you fall in love with each other?

Stacy: Classified information.

Lizzie: Well it all started five years ago...

Stacy: Five years ago? You fell for me that long ago? I don't even remember what we did five years ago!

Lizzie: Remember that time we went to the beach and I almost drowned?

Stacy: Well I remember that. How could I forget?

Lizzie: Then you dragged me to the beach and did CPR.

Stacy: Yeah I saved your life, why are you telling me stuff I already know?

Lizzie: Don't you think a normal person would've let the lifeguard do his job? Instead of ignoring him and let him yell at you afterwards?

Stacy: Fuck that lifeguard! He didn't even notice you were unconscious until after the fact!

Lizzie: Well no homo, but that was the day I fell in love with you. It was when I looked into your eyes it made me realize that you were mine.

Stacy: Aww! I mean oh...

Question 6: Have either of you experienced a life or death situation?

Lizzie: Stacy, it's your turn.

Stacy: Fine! There was this one time...

Lizzie: You mean the chicken leg?

Stacy: Oh god you remember? Well it was awhile ago, but we went to an amusement park and they had these giant chicken legs.

Lizzie: They where huge!

Stacy: So I ate one but I started choking.

Lizzie: And I did the Heimlich maneuver!

Stacy: If you count choking as a life or death situation, Lizzie did save my life.

Lizzie: I guess it's my way of thanking you for saving my life all those years ago.

Stacy: Well now you won't let me eat any giant chicken legs or big pieces of meat.

Lizzie: I don't want to loose my girlfriend to a chicken leg. How are your parents supposed to react to that? Their daughter dying to a chicken leg.

Stacy: Well YOUR parents would never forgive me if I let you drown. Let's call it even and move on to the next question.

Da Meme Lord asks: Did y'all do the frickle frackle? ;)

Lizzie: The what?

Stacy: These. Fucking. Sickos.

Lizzie: I'm confused what did they just ask?

Stacy: The frickle frackle is the idiots way of saying... The do

Lizzie: What do?

Stacy: Oh my God. Lizzie they mean if we had sex!

Lizzie: Eww gross! Hell no!

Stacy: Your kind disgusts me. I would never ever do that to Lizzie! She's not ready, and I wouldn't take it to the next level unless she's okay with it.

Lizzie: Aww. This is why I prefer you over Dan... then again there was that one time...

Stacy: What one time? Last time I checked you were still a virgin.

Lizzie: I didn't cheat on you or anything! But you probably don't remember since you were drunk that night.

Stacy: I'm drunk five days out of the week, how can I be that drunk to not remember anything?

Lizzie: Drunk as in; you went to a gay bar, spent all your money, came home because you were kicked out drunk. And pouring beer with your coffee doesn't count as being drunk.

Stacy: Gosh I was that drunk?

Lizzie: Mhm. I was just getting into bed when I heard you open the door. Next thing I know you burst in the bedroom door and you're on top of me. You were so drunk I could smell the liquor on you. I thought you were going to do something to me but you passed out.

Stacy: I don't think all that happened.

Lizzie: It's true, why do you think I always cut you off at the pub?

Stacy: . . . good point.

Da Meme Lord asks: So Lizzie, what's with you and Dan?

Stacy: Not this mother fucker again.

Lizzie: Language!

Stacy: Sorry...

Lizzie: Anyways, if you're so curious I might as well tell you. Dan and I dated for a few years before I broke up with him for Stacy. Truth is I saw him more like a brother than my boyfriend.

Stacy: The ultimate friend zoned.

Lizzie: We were actually together when Stacy and I went to the beach, I never told him why I broke up with him though. It doesn't matter now, water under the bridge and all.

Stacy: I personally think she did them both a favor.

Lizzie: Mhm, we're both happier this way.

Question 9: What gifts do you get each other?

Stacy: Lizzie keeps getting me mugs.

Lizzie: What's wrong with my mugs?

Stacy: Nothing! I'm just saying you keep getting me mugs! Remember on my birthday you gave me a mug that says #1 lesbian girlfriend?

Lizzie: You love that mug!

Stacy: I know it's my favorite mug. But then on Christmas you got us matching mugs.

Lizzie: I made those mugs!

Stacy: Well I have a whole cabinet full of mugs! I have enough mugs for the third world war!

Lizzie: Now I know not to get you another mug next time.

Stacy: Thank you!

Lizzie: Compared to my gifts Stacy just gets me hair dye and gift cards.

Stacy: So you don't want to keep your beautiful pink hair? And you don't want to spend less money on Victoria's secret? Fine I'll change it up a little.

Lizzie: Yes please change it up a little... but I still want those gift cards.

Stacy: I knew it!

Lizzie: But there was one time when you completely surprised me.

Stacy: You mean our son?

Lizzie: Yeah our beautiful son.

Da Meme Lord asks: YOU HAVE A SON!!!??!1!!1!? O_o

Stacy: Mhm.

Lizzie: Oh dear we should probably clear this up.

Stacy: Agreed, you tell it.

Lizzie: So it was a normal day, I had the day off and Stacy was coming home from work. But when she came home she covered my eyes for some reason.

Stacy: I stole one of Petras bandanas for that...

Lizzie: She told me not to take off the bandana until she told me to. When she told me to take it off she had a little Siamese cat in her arms and called it our son.

Stacy: Our beautiful baby boy!

Lizzie: Ever since that day we've had a son and we treat him like a real child.

Stacy: His name is Milquetoast if you were wondering.

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Lizzie: Well Stace that's it. That's all the questions.

Stacy: That's it? I'd thought there would be more.

Lizzie: I did just start this blog. Give it some time, there will be more.

Stacy: Damn... can I get my snuggles now?

Lizzie: Fine, but only because I love you so much.

On the other side of town our story continues with two men at home. Daniel (Or Dan) was playing videogames while Stampy was reading texts on his phone. But he was suddenly flooded with a load of notifications from their Tumblr.

Stampy: Dan... DAN!

Dan: Shh! I need to concentrate!

Stampy: It's the Tumblr!

Dan: What about it?

Stampy: It's filled up with more questions again!

Dan: Can we do it later?

Stampy: No! We have to do it now!

Dan: Can it wait until I beat this boss ship?

Stampy: Daniel we're going to answer these questions now or I'm not going to make you breakfast anymore!

Dan: You don't mean that.

Stampy: I mean it this time! I was a pushover before, but not anymore. So it's either the questions and me or the legendary ship in Assassins Creed four.

Dan: . . . Fine!

Question 1: So you gey?

Stampy: Yeah I know...

Dan: It's okay babe, we're both gay.

Question 2: I like how open you two are about your relationship. How long have you two been together?

Dan: About a year, we became official a few months ago.

Stampy: Best. Day. Ever.

Question 3: You guys know that Lizzie and Stacy just revealed their lesbian secret to the world right? Right!?

Dan: They finally told someone else? Well that's a relief.

Stampy: I don't think I could've kept it a secret any longer!

Dan: You know what that means Stampy. If Lizzie and Stacy are open about it then...

Stampy: We can finally wear our Lacy shirts in public!

Dan: This day is glorious!

Question 4: So what are your jobs exactly. If you don't mind me asking.

Dan: Incase you didn't already know I play video games for a living.

Stampy: And I work at a gay bar.

Dan: Which hasn't been in any shootings!

Stampy: Dan you don't need to worry so much, I'll be fine.

Dan: Have you not heard about the other gay pubs? You're keeping a gun under that counter if it's the last thing I do!

Stampy: I don't need to carry a gun on me at work.

Dan: Yes you do! I'm not letting anyone hurt you if I'm not there!

Question 5: Do you share a bed? Why am I even asking of course you do!

Stampy: I'd hate to burst your bubble, but no not really.

Dan: Do bunk beds count as sharing a bed?

Stampy: I would sleep with Dan, I really would! But I don't think my heart could handle it...

Dan: He won't even let me kiss him.

Stampy: I'm not ready!

Dan: And like a good gay boyfriend I respect that.

Question 6: Do you know de way?

Stampy: No but Dan does.

Dan: It's a meme Stampy.

Stampy: But you said you knew the way!

Dan: Yeah. I said I knew de way to your heart.

Stampy: You're even more sweet than cake! Wait no let me rephrase!

Dan: Ouch... It hurts.

Stampy: Don't do this to me Dan!

Dan: Yes.

Stampy: No!

Dan: Yes!

Stampy: No!

Dan: No.

Stampy: Screw you! You and your references to games that don't make sense!

Question 7: Dan what happened to you and Lizzie. Stampy same with you and Stacy.

Dan: She broke up with me for some reason. I'm not sure why and I was really bummed at first, but after awhile I realized it was for the best. If it wasn't for that break up I may have never been with Stampy!

Stampy: I don't know why Lizzie broke up with you either. She's missing out on a great guy!

Dan: I know! But what's this talk with you and Stacy?

Stampy: I don't know why everyone thinks that me and Stacy where in a relationship or something. There is no conspiracy, there is no secret relationship, and there was never any StacyCat confirmed!

Dan: That's a shame. I saw a guy start crying over it when someone said StacyCat is dead.

Stampy: I don't understand, what do people feel the need to make rumors that Stacy and I were in a relationship?

Dan: I think I know why... I sort of started it?

Stampy: What?

Dan: It's what Lizzie and I did for fun while we still were together. We would spy on you guys to see if you were dating behind out backs. But we found nothing!

Stampy: That's really creepy Dan...

Dan: I know, but I was trying to keep the relationship alive so I started rumors. It spread like wild fire too, and there was a lot of evidence as well.

Stampy: But I never liked Stacy that way! She never liked me that way either!

Dan: At least what you know of, who knows maybe she likes to hide stuff from you.

Stampy: I honestly don't care. All I care about is you, cake, and making it clear that Stacy and I never dated and are both happy being homosexuals.

Da Meme Lord asks: Have you guys ever done the frickle frackle? ;)

Dan: Yes.

Stampy: No!

Dan: Well not with you!

Stampy: So you've... with Lizzie?

Dan: Nope, never. I don't think she'd let me do it with her anyway.

Stampy: Are you sure you don't have an STD or something?

Dan: I don't have any sexual diseases of any kind Stamps. Relax, if we ever do it I promise I'll be gentle.

Stampy: That makes me feel less comfortable than before... you're going to have to take some medical tests Dan.

Dan: If it'll make you sleep better at night then fine. But can I go back to playing Assassins Creed? I've been preparing for that ship fight for over a week!

Stampy: Alrighty, we can answer the rest of the questions later. You got this Dan!

Dan: I know Stamps.