Aries: Petra
Taurus: Axel
Gemini: Olivia
Cancer: Lukas (though sometimes he's switched with Olivia)
Leo: Both Jesse's
Vigro: Stacy
Libra: Lizzie
Scorpio: Dan
Sagittarius: Stampy
Capricorn: Ivor
Aquarius: Sparklez
Pisces: Anthony

Theater Brats

Petra: not even a part of the show. She's the bodyguard, even though it's a school play
Axel: The guy who constantly buys all the snacks on opening night
Olivia: One of the kids that works lights and sound
Lukas: Got the lead male role on the first try
Jesses: Are really mad because they aren't the lead, they love being the center of attention
Stacy: Didn't even audition, but ended up getting the lead female role
Lizzie: Keeps shining the lights on kids when they're practicing
Dan: Composed all the music for the play
Stampy: Only auditioned to get Stacy's attention. He's a little pissed that he didn't get the lead role and that Stacy has to kiss Lukas.
Ivor: The director. Lots of tough love.
Sparklez: Was one of the band kids Dan threatened to help make the music
Anthony: Sitting in the audience

One sentence

Petra: The one who rules
Axel: The one who strikes your heart
Lukas: The one who shines bright
Olivia: The one who is full of moons
Jesses: The ones who are made of sunshine
Stacy: The one who stands for herself
Lizzie: The one who's filled with love
Dan: The one who wins your heart
Stampy: The one who seeks
Ivor: The one who climbs higher than anyone
Sparklez: The one who's made of color
Anthony: The one who dreams of the unimaginable

Sleep

Petra: 6-8 hours
Axel: 25 hours (with snack breaks)
Olivia: Either 2 or 12, there is no in between
Lukas: A strong 10 hours
Jesses: 7 hours
Stacy: Exactly 8.823345 hours
Lizzie: Like... 8?
Dan: 1
Stampy: Sleep is for the weak. He prefers cat naps
Ivor: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming, and 5 hours actually sleeping
Sparklez: He doesn't sleep. Just procrastination
Anthony: 18 hours

Crying

Serious breakdowns, anywhere, anytime: Lukas, Jesses, Anthony, STAMPY, and Stacy (seriously, have you seen some of her videos?)

You won't even know they cried: Petra, Axel, and Lizzie

Locks themselves in their room and walks out ten minutes later like nothing happened: Dan, Olivia, Sparklez, and Ivor

Study Time

Petra: Guys, I'm BORED!
Axel: *grumbling* I'll order more pizza...
Lukas: Come on guys, this is sooooo easy!
Olivia: But there's so much to study before tomorrow!
Jesses: We're internet famous why should we be studying? Let's do something fun!
Stacy: *highlighting all the important stuff in her textbook* Shut up Jesses
Lizzie: *already started singing along with the Jesses*
Dan: *hits his head against the wall... multiple times*
Stampy: *panicking on the inside*
Ivor: *studying intensifies*
Sparklez: *on the roof with Anthony and is explaining conspiracy theories to him*
Anthony: *has no idea what Sparklez is talking about*

Pregnant

Doctor: Congratulations! You/your spouse is pregnant!

Petra: Wait what
Axel: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want!
Olivia: Please be twins...
Lukas: *already has room themes picked out*
Jesses: My kid is going to be even more perfect than I am
Stacy: ......
Lizzie: *celebratory round of shots* oh shi-
Dan: Ew what
Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANICPA-
Ivor: *crying tears of joy*
Sparklez: *apologizes to future child*
Anthony: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT

Fights

Dude, I won't start a fight: Jesses, Lizzie, Anthony

I'll definitely finish one: Lukas, Stacy, Dan

Oh, I will start a fight, you wanna flipping go?: Petra, Olivia, Sparklez

Watches silently while eating popcorn: Axel, Stampy, Ivor

Kidnapped

Petra: "K guys. There's twelve of us and one of him. We can take him!"
Axel: "Everyone shut up! Don't listen to Petra, the dude has a gun!"
Lukas: *Is ready to fight this guy with Petra*
Olivia: *Trying to keep calm but is holding back many sobs*
Jesses: *Really mad because they can't do anything*
Stacy: *Trying to think of a really got escape plan*
Lizzie: *Trying to convince the kidnapper to let them go*
Dan: *Low key calling the police because he hid his phone in his boxers*
Stampy: *Trying to talk to Stacy* "If I kick the gun out of his hand you can take him out"
Ivor: *Thinking about Harper and starts to cry*
Sparklez: *Standing right in front of Dan so he doesn't get caught*
Anthony: *The only one to realize how doomed everyone is*

Pass Time

Petra: On a trampoline
Axel: Eating
Olivia: Doing Redstone stuff
Lukas: Cuddling with cats
Jesses: Looking at all their items
Stacy: Watching Netflix alone
Lizzie: Gaming
Dan: Either chilling with his friends or hanging with his family
Stampy: Playing Wii Sports
Ivor: Trying to invent Social Media in the Minecraft world
Sparklez: Dreaming about mythological creatures
Anthony: Crying

"I don't like you"

Petra: Pfff I never liked you anyway!
Axel: Ok??????
Lukas: Lovely
Olivia: I don't like me either
Jesses: Aw you're in denial, how cute!
Stacy: Cool
Lizzie: FAM
Dan: Get in line dude
Stampy: How rude
Ivor: And this is supposed to affect me how?
Sparklez: What?
Anthony: Hahahahahahaha ok I guess

Watching a movie based on their favorite book

NO NO NO! THEY GOT EVERYTHING WRONG!: Petra, Axel, Jesses, Stampy

*Falls in love with the actors*: Olivia, Lizzie, Dan, Anthony

So this is what it's supposed to look like? Nah, I like my mind version better (same fam): Lukas, Stacy, Ivor, Sparklez

"Bitch called me ugly, I said..."

Bitch where: Petra, Axel, Jesses, Lizzie, Dan, Stampy

Bitch... true: Olivia, Lukas, Stacy, Ivor, Sparklez, Anthony

Fat

Dan: You look fat in that shirt
Stacy: You see the thing about that is that I was fat before I put on the shirt

Homework

Ivor: You don't sound like you're doing homework in there
Lizzie: What's doing homework supposed to sound like?
Dan: Crying

What's this?

Lukas: Waking up on November 1st is like walking through a door from Holloween-town to Christmas-town
Stacy: What's this? What's this? There's decor everywhere. What's this? There's carols in the air. What's this? I can't believe my eyes it's just November come on folks I mean I swear. What's this?
Jesses: I read it in Jacks' voice!
Dan: I sang it

States

Stacy: Have you ever really focused on the word United States? The United States is a union of states, the several States joined together. The States united.

Axel: The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco. Kuzcos poison. That poison.

Burn

Lizzie: MY mom just put down a towel on the counter and it just caught on fire! There was nothing near it, it just spontaneously combusted!
Sparklez: Is your mother Spencer Shay?

Banana

Jesses: Imagine Banana with any other vowel
Axel: Bununu
Olivia: Benene
Lukas: Bonono
Stampy: Binini
Anthony Bynyny

Leaping Lions!

Lizzie: Lions aren't very good climbers, but they can jump 36 feet!
Dan: WHAT!
Stampy: No. They can leap 36 feet. As in leap forward 36 feet. They don't leap 36 feet into the sky, do you know how terrifying that would be? The human race wouldn't have survived because we'd have all had heart attacks while still in Africa!

Whales

Axel: I could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after
Stacy: A whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
Sparklez: You could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
Dan: You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
Whale: I came out of the ocean because you need to stop

And finally

Advice

Stampy: Stacy I need advice about girls.
Stacy: Okay Stampy, here's what you need to do to get a girls attention.
Dan: Make out, Lick her jaw, Suck her neck.
Jesse (M): Foreplay is essential
Stampy: Lick her jaw?
Axel: Chew on her eyebrows

Lukas: Put your ear to her torso
Petra: Whisper into ass
Ivor: Take a whiff of her palms
Stacy: Take her dog out for a 10-15 minute walk
Lizzie: Wash a small load of her jeans
Anthony: Schedule her orthodontist appointment

Olivia: Change her windshield fluid
Stacy: Pay her taxes
Jesse (F): Clean her oven
Sparklez: Bop it!
Lukas: Hit her with the reverse card
Dan: Spank her hair
Lizzie: Activate your trap card

Jesses: Scream at the sun
Olivia: Message her cuticles
Petra: Everybody clap your hands!
Axel: Put your left foot in-
Stacy: Use the force Luke
Ivor: Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
Anthony: Brush her teeth
Stacy: File her taxes

Lukas: Cha cha real smooth
Anthony, Sparklez, Axel, Olivia, Petra, and Ivor: SUPERMAN THAT HOE!
Jesses: Take her mom out for lunch
Stacy: Don't let your dreams be dreams
Dan: Now watch me whip
Lizzie: And a pertridge in a pear tree!

Stampy: What am I supposed to learn from this?
Dan: We told you, foreplay is essential.
Stampy: But half that stuff is gross! The other half is really weird!
Stacy: I was going to give you actual advice but then everyone showed up saying those things.
Lizzie: Don't look so innocent you said stuff too!
Stampy: Well at least it was actually advice!

Jesse (F): Then say what you want to say Stampy.
Jesse (M): NO BALLS!
Axel: NO BALLS!
Ivor: Say it cat boy
Lukas: Me or Stampy?
Petra: Lukas, stop being adorable
Olivia: What?
Stacy: Will everybody shut up!

Stampy: Okay... thank you...
Everyone else: *Leans in to hear what Stampy has to say*

Stampy:StacyIreallyreallylikeyouandIwaswonderingifwecouldhangoutsometimeawayfromeveryonebecauseIknowthey'llpickonusconstantly.AnddoIreallyhavetopayyourtaxesandwalkyourdogandthatstuff?

Dan: Did anyone hear what he just said?
Sparklez: It sounded like random words
Anthony: Aw
Lizzie: How did you hear it?
Axel: What did he say?
Anthony: He basically asked her out. He also wants to know if he has to do her taxes
Lukas: I thought that was a joke
Petra: It was a joke. The advice part

Stampy: HAHAHAHA I'm so funny, I'll just go back to my lovley world now! *leaves*

Olivia: Stacy, go.
Stacy: Go where?
Olivia: Go to him.
Stacy: Don't say it like that.
Jesse (F): Just go!
Stacy: Don't be a brat! *follows Stampy*

Axel: So...
Jesse (M): Anyone wanna play Minecraft?