Aries: Petra
Taurus: Axel
Gemini: Olivia
Cancer: Lukas
Leo: Jesse (depends on situation)
Virgo: Stacy
Libra: Lizzie
Scorpio: Dan
Sagittarius: Stampy
Capricorn: Ivor
Aquarius: Sparklez
Pisces: Anthony

The signs at a hotel

Petra: I'd rather sleep on the floor than with him! *points to Ivor*
Axel: *eats all the food*
Lukas: You're paying for that, Axel...
Olivia: This hotel feels nice doesn't it?
Male Jesse: *listening to The Weekend with Stacy and making dirty jokes.*
Stacy: *really uncomfortable* oh my god.......
Lizzie: *talking with Olivia* It is!
Dan: *already sleeping*
Stampy: *Dragging Sparklez to the cafe* Lets go! I hear there's cats!
Ivor: *giving Petra the death stare* Foolish girl!
Sparklez: Stampy, it's a lie!
Anthony: *looking at Stampy and Sparklez from the cafe* Tch, idiots...

Crush Squads

Uninvolved with crushes: Dan
Has a hopeless crush: Petra and Lukas (probably on each other)
Just creepy people have crushes on them: Axel, Ivor, and Anthony
Their crush likes their friend: Stampy, Sparklez, and Olivia
Lots of people have crushes on them: Jesse (both) and Lizzie
Someone has a crush on them but they just don't notice: Stacy

Signs at a Sleepover

Petra: *running around and jumping on the beds. Sometimes throws pillows at Jesse*
Axel: *telling spooky stories*
Lukas: *on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat*
Olivia: *gets scared by Axels stories*
Jesse (F): *Taking selfies and sending them to Lukas. Otherwise getting hit by Petra's pillows*
Stacy: *reading a book*
Lizzie: *playing truth or dare with Dan*
Dan: *giving Lizzie all the stupid dares*
Stampy: *watching TV. Probably a kids cartoon*
Sparklez: *having a late night snack*
Anthony: *tried to stay awake like a big boy, but fell asleep*

When the signs realize they're falling for someone

Petra: ALRIGHT TIME TO SEDUCE THE SH*T OUT OF THIS GUY!
Axel: I'm still not sharing my fries...
Olivia: What the frack?
Lukas: Not again!
Jesse (both): Oh gwad
Stacy: No thanks
Lizzie: *singing 'Helpless' from Hamilton*
Dan: But why me?
Stampy: *asking the same question as Dan*
Ivor: I didn't sign up for this
Sparklez: *fell on the floor*
Anthony: uh bye?

Sleepover (Part 2)

Stampy: Is ANYONE awake?
Stacy: Well I am now
Lizzie: SHUSH! I need at least ten hours of beauty sleep!
Sparklez: what's the meaning of life?
Ivor: Quiet you!
Lukas: Can we be quiet? Romeo and Xara are going to hear us!
Anthony: I can't find Olivia!
Olivia: I'm under the bed
Jesse (both): What the actual fu-
Petra: *under the bed with Olivia* Hey
Axel: Okay everyone is found. Can we go back to sleep?
Dan: *looking outside* Be quiet

What the signs do in bed

Cries: Stacy
Dirty stuff probably: Dan
Sleeps: Jesses, Stampy, and Anthony
Hoeing (the fuck is that?): Lukas and Lizzie
On their phones: Petra, Olivia, Ivor
Eating: Axel and Sparklez

Levels of Gay (I only agree with a few of theses)

Petra: Level 5 gay
Axel: 50%
Olivia: Slightly gay
Lukas: Gay on Sundays
Jesses: 3/10 gay
Stacy: The gayest of the gays
Lizzie: Only gay for a few people
Dan: Kinda?
Stampy: Only gay if anyone says he is.
Ivor: Gay Monday - Wednesday
Sparklez: Gay for themselves
Anthony: Probably the only straight guy here

Mall Time

Petra: *Pulls out ten gift cards* Lets do this
Axel: *hiding in the food court*
Olivia: Guys I can't find Axel! I checked the food court twice and he's not there! (Olivia the food court is Axel's natural habitat)
Lukas: *fighting people at Target* NO THIS BANDANNA IS MINE!
(F) Jesse: Wtf where's the mirror?
Stacy: Alright Olivia, we need to look for Axel. I need to borrow money from him.
Lizzie: *tricks Ivor into buying her food*
Dan: *Spying on the people changing*
Stampy: *caught Dan* Dude stop.
Ivor: Why am I suddenly broke?
Sparklez: I smell a sale...
Anthony: *flopping around in spilled Sprite*

Vegas baby!

"Vegas baby!" Lukas yells while opening a bottle of champagne. Olivia on the other hand is already freaked out in fear that this will end out like 'The Hangover', while Sparklez prays that it does. Petra is helping him by secretly giving everyone roofies.
The next morning, Stacy wakes up with a massive headache and runs into the bathroom to take a pregnancy test. But as she goes into the bathroom she finds Ivor with a shaved head and crying on the floor. He tells her than Dan and Stampy got so wasted the night before that they married each other.
Going back into the hotel room she sees Axel passed out on the couch and oddly dressed up like Elvis. With Anthony and Jesse (M) handcuffed together, running around looking for Lizzie, who is missing...

Work

Stacy arrives a whole fifteen minutes early to finish projects due months in advance. Lukas walks in with his third cup of coffee and trying to look alive, at least he has a view of New York City from his cubical. Lizzie is already flirting with all the higher-ups, while Sparklez already fell asleep at his desk.
Olivia is at HR complaining how Petra keeps playing loud music in the cubicals. Stampy bumped into a wall while checking out Anthony, who was bending over to pick up a file.
Axel was playing videogames on his computer, and Dan (who sat across from him) was forced to take an online training course about sexual harassment in the workplace.
Meanwhile, the Jesses were begging for a promotion, while Ivor was making a list on who to fire.

Disneyland! (I've never been)

When they first arrive, Ivor says that since the tickets were extremely expensive they needed to go on every ride. And everyone agreed! Dan wanted to go on a pirate ride first but Petra wanted to go on Space Mountain. Sparklez decided that Splash Mountain was a good way to start. Though the Jesses were mad that there was no big Lion King ride.
Before they went on any ride Axel insisted on eating first. Olivia was taking pictures of people dressed up as Disney characters (she wanted a new profile pic for  Facebook), and Lukas didn't want to leave the gift shop without using at least HALF of his savings.
Libra went with Sparklez on Splash Mountain so she could be snapped in a more... flattering picture. Meanwhile, Stampy was spinning the tea cups so fast that Stacy almost puked. And Anthony got the mouse ears with his name stitched in.

Weddings

The reception just started when Dan was kicked out for yelling, "Don't do it!" during the I Do's. Axel was so hungry that he already ate two plates worth of food! Petra was bored out of her mind (besides the writer popping in and smashing a glass on the ground while yelling something in Hebrew) so she took advantage of the open bar.
Lukas was photo bombing every picture possible, while Stacy complained how her wedding would be so much more tasteful. Stampy has a crush on one of the waiters and is trying to give them his number.
While Jesse (M) was blabbing on in the mic (which was supposed to be a simple toast), Sparklez wondered if anyone would notice the gift he got the newlyweds was an old birthday present.
Anthony was drunk and complaining how it wasn't his wedding and Ivor was trying to leave without anyone noticing. And when the bouquet was thrown, Lizzie and Olivia had a fight to the death to catch it. Oh golly...

Party Time!

The party really starts when Lukas walks in and the first thing he notices was Lizzie flirting with Axel. Ivor was trying to play DJ and Olivia wanted to dance, but she didn't want to embarrass herself infront of her crush. Anthony felt the same way.
Petra didn't mind the attention and was trying to outshine Jesse (F) who was dancing on a table. Stacy was starting to wonder why she actually showed up and was tempted to not take out the book she brought with her. But then she remembered that she wanted to get Stampys attention but someone locked him in the bathroom.
Sparklez was glad that he was already drunk because watching Dan flirt with everybody was even more hilarious.

The Jersey Shore

The sun shines in a clear blue sky, while Lizzie tans and Sparklez burns. The Jesses are walking around and showing off their bodies but no one cares. Stacy applies her third layer of sunblock while Axel eats his third sandwich.
Olivia is trying to scope out her summer love and Anthony continues to try and take a sexy beach selfie. Stampy decided to swim so far off shore and can now be seen by no one. Dan tries to do the frickle frackle with Lizzie on the beach but there are children around, bummer.
Ivor is being lame and is using his metal detector on the beach. Of course the day ends with Petra and Lukas being arrested for lwed conduct and public intoxication. Good God...

Last Words

Petra: Lukas... I hid a million dollars under the- *dies*
Axel: Someone... Anyone... Give me fries...
Lukas: Knock knock... who's there? *dies*
Olivia: *come cliché movie line*
Jesses: Heh... you should see the look on your face...
Stacy: *tries to be sweet but fails and ends up saying this* I wonder how many times I ever blinked...
Lizzie: lol bye.
Dan: I'M READY FOR HELL!
Stampy: Wait... I'm dying?
Ivor: Finally! Geez this was exhausting.
Sparklez: I see the light! No wait... that's hellfire
Anthony: Tell my chinchilla I loved him...

The Mafia (my great uncle was in the Mafia!)

The boss: Jesse (M)
The secret boss: Ivor
The guy who knows who the real boss is: Dan
The person who wants to overthrow the boss: Stacy
Loyal members: Stampy, Anthony, and Axel
The cops who change sides: Olivia and Lizzie
The guy the boss protects and the cops fall in love with: Lukas
The FBI who stops trusting the cops: Sparklez

Why the signs are still single

Petra, you're loud and scary. It makes people uncomfortable.
Axel, you'll never love someone as much as food.
Lukas, people can't seem to take you seriously
Olivia, stop isolating yourself.
Jesses, you're looking for someone to love more than yourself. Which is hard.
Stacy, you're shy sometimes and it gives people the wrong impression.
Lizzie... You!!! Flirt!!! With!!! Everyone!!!
Dan, you intimidate people.
Stampy, you're cute but a player. No one wants to get seriously involved.
Ivor, you never really smile and it makes you look scary.
Sparklez. Unapproachable, even by the Odd1sOut
Anthony, stop giggling. It seems like your laughing at people.

Karaoke Bar

"When you're ready come and get it, na-na-na..." Ivor sang trying to be sexy. And Petra kept yelling out "No thank you!"
Olivia knew it was her turn in fifteen minutes but was starting to chicken out and was now begging a drunk Lizzie to sing with her. Lukas was also drunk and was about to get thrown out.
Now it was Dan's turn and he decided to sing 'Im too sexy' and of course the Jesses joined in. Afterwards it was Stampys turn and he walked on stage barely clothed and sang 'Colors of the Wind.'
Sparklez was playing judge and the numbers he could give was 0.5 out of 10. Axel was drunk and was now eating buffalo wings, he would only sing if he could sit down while doing it. Anthony was absolutely butchering 'I Will Always Love You'.
And Stacy who had the best voice of them all, was too shy to sing.

Prom

Anthony walks into the dance with the most beautiful dress (feminine?). But unfortunately Petra is wearing the same one! Sparklez is rolling on the floor laughing and is glad no one is wearing what he is.
Dan and Lukas can't wait for the dance to end and for the real fun to being, while Stacy is ultimately terrified.
Lizzie is spinning around the dancefloor and is hopefully she'll be voted for prom queen.
While in the boys bathroom Jesse (M) is drinking vodka and trying to convince Stampy to do the do with Stacy. But unfortunately for Lizzie, Axel and Ivor rigged the ballots so Olivia could win prom Queen.

Water Park

Petra: *running around the pool*
Axel: *is in a rubber ring* toilet slide!
Ivor: *pushes Axel down the slide* whoops...
Lukas: Let's go in the wave pool! *Runs in like a child*
Lizzie: *goes down a baby slide on her stomach, she's laughing though.*
(F) Jesse: Lizzie you just knocked over a baby!
Stampy: Why am I here with these people?
Stacy: *trying to tan under fluorescent lights*
Olivia: Stacy, you can't tan indoors...
Dan: *sitting on top of the tallest slide in the park, has his legs dangling off it and yelling bloody murder*
Sparklez: *in the lazy river*
Anthony: *wrapped in a bunch of towels because they don't like the temperature of the pool*

Mc Donald's

Petra: I wonder when my next brake is?
Axel: Wait... So we can't eat the food?
Lukas: *cleaning the bathroom and listening to punk rock*
Olivia: *crying because someone said she looks horrid*
Jesses: Lizzie, quit talking to the customers, this is Mc Donald's not a party.
Lizzie: Shut up people like conversation.
Stacy: That'll be $22.56. Seriously Dan, you're making me count pennies?
Dan: Stacy. Count this. *Hands her $22.56 in pennies*
Stampy: *spitting in some assholes burger*
Ivor: Stampy!
Sparklez: This place needs more pizza
Anthony: I don't recommend the fish. It smells bad.

The not so magic School Bus!

Petra: There are no seatbelts on this death machine...
Axel: That's because I ate them! *Insert evil laugh here*
Olivia: Of course you did... Axel sit down!
Lukas: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS!!! *beats up the driver and takes control*
Stacy: Good job Lukas!
Jesse (F): I can't believe I'm stuck here...
Lizzie: *breaks the window* SEE YOU LATER F**KERS! *jumps out for no apparent reason*
Dan: Finally the trash took out itself!
Stampy: I'M COMING FOR YOU LIZZIE! *jumps out the window*
Ivor: *in a private jet* peasants
Sparklez: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND!
Anthony: Guys I think this is illegal...

Quick! Someone's talking to your crush!

Petra: *squares up for a fight*
Axel: What is that bitch doing? No one likes you...
Lukas: *goes up to them and interrupts the conversation*
Olivia: :) *thinking: why me?*
Jesses: Why is this person trying to be me so badly? (*Cough*Romeo*cough*)
Stacy: . . . what kind of trash is this? . .
Lizzie: How rude!
Dan: Who is this guy??? Wtf??? Bro do you want to die???
Stampy: *trying to man up but can't because he's a cinnamon roll*
Ivor: Exuse me? This is very disrespectful...
Sparklez: lamo okay
Anthony: *internally screeching*

Ghosts!!!

Petra: *Packs her bags*
Axel: Nope! Lamo bye!
Lukas: Hey... Do you like ice cream?
Olivia: *runs for dear life*
Jesses: Dude you're not real... are you?
Stacy: *calls 911*
Lizzie: *faints*
Dan: *falls in love*
Stampy: *laughs*
Ivor: *trying to capture it*
Sparklez: *smiles and winks at it*
Anthony: Why are you hear o' sprit?

Your crush is coming

Petra: Okay be cool *starts giggling creepily*
Axel: WHAT!? *cleans his shirt off Cheeto dust*
Olivia: Meh I don't like them anyway... or do I?
Lukas: Oh... *blushing*
Jesse (F): Do I look hot?
Stacy: *staring at Stampy from afar and slobbering* so perfect....
Lizzie: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!
Dan: *tries to act normal but ends up dancing*
Stampy: *thinks: MARRY ME* oh hi
Ivor: Serious? Oh I wasn't prepared for this...
Sparklez: *ignores everything and just stares at crush*
Anthony: We're dating... she just doesn't know *depressed sigh*

Some memes

Petra: F**k it, time to plant some grass!
Axel: Nope can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care.
Olivia: Hey Whites, do you sin? Well now you can buy your way out of hell!
Lukas: Hi, I'm Lukas, and if Romeo doesn't get the hell out of Beacon town then I'm going to starve myself in public!
Jesses: I want to invent time and space! And I know it's possible because everything's already here and it probably already happened.
Stacy: FIGHT- wait no, that would be the end of the world. Let's keep it cool and spy on each other instead!
Lizzie: The UKs whole again... now the Scots are rebelling again...
Dan: Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out if I give you 500 pugs? Okay thanks, bye.
Stampy: That's malarkey! This whole thing is a bunch of malarkey! Thats a scam! Eff the church and here's 95 reasons why!
Ivor: The Order of the Stone decides to relax a little, and accidentally falls apart.
Sparklez: Well blame them on something and go to war!
Anthony: Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?

Pick up lines

Petra: Are you the sun because dang. You're hot.
Axel: I'd give up sweets for a piece of that ass...
Olivia: You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
Lukas: Love me, I'm cute.
Jesses: We could take cre couple selfies *wink* *wink*
Stacy: You're perfect and amazing and really cool and we should talk more and now I'm rambling just make out with me!
Lizzie: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together
Dan: You're hot. Let's frickle frackle.
Stampy: Hi
Ivor: *some really smart pick up lines that only scientists understand*
Sparklez: you + me sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G
Anthony: Do you like cuddling?

And finally
...
The movies!

Jesse (F) was sitting in the center of the theater with her friend Lukas who just broke up with Petra. While he was munching on his low salt popcorn but Jesse incests they need at least one good selfie together. They were on a 'Double Date' with Olivia and Anthony, who were ignoring the movie and making out.
A few rows back Ivor and Dan were taking pictures of them to use as blackmail. They know that Olivia is cheating on Axel with Anthony, and plan to make her stay away from their friend.
Meanwhile the BFFs; Petra, Axel, and Sparklez arrived after smoking pot in the break room. Technically they weren't supposed to be here, but when they heard that Stampy and Stacy were going to be here they couldn't resist.
Luckily Axel was too high to notice Olivia cheating on him, and Petra started flinging milk duds at random people's heads. But everyone mentioned were the only people in the theatre. Eventually Stampy turned around and started to catch the milk duds in his mouth.
Stacy took out her phone to tag everyone at the movies but was sees about a million naughty texts and pictures from Lizzie. Probably to get her 'excited' for their date later tonight.

And that's it! Why am I doing this? Because I'm not going to be here for awhile. Where am I going? Well D&W and 3018 are calling my name. Anyways I'll see y'all in the next chapter! - MudkipBrony