Since my latest 5 part story is about Ancient Greece this is the perfect filler other than... Titanic. I regret nothing! But if you were wondering, "why is a lot of your mcsm fan-fictions with the YouTubers?" It's because I don't see enough fan-fiction with them all together. (Even if most of the time it's Stampy and Stacy.... OTP) I thought that I would do it. And that's the same exact case here! Because Greek mythology is mostly about the gods I will be doing those and not ones about Demigods because you (should) already know some of them like Hercules, Perseus, Finn McCool (oh wait that last one was Irish) but you get it. So enjoy!
P.S: don't expect them to be very good this is just an explanation. And every myth will have different characters... So sorry.

1: The mash up of the twins

Apollo: Dan
Artemis: Stacy
Selene: Lizzie
Helios: Sparkles
Endymion: Joel
Orion: Stampy
Zeus: Anthony

Now when I say the twins I mean our favorite twin gods, Apollo and Artemis. Sometimes in myths people accidentally mash up gods together and same with these two.

This point on the names change so you don't have to remember things.

Sparkles the sun Titan was mashed up with Dan but their myths went well together since Dan's whole character was that he liked music and pretty women (damn Daniel). And we don't know much about Sparkles so the transition was smooth for the most part.

Stacy and Lizzie however clashed instantly. You see Stacy's whole thing was she wasn't interested in guys, or girls (sorry internet). And the only relationship she ever had was with the hunter Stampy. (You may know him as that chunky star guy in the northern hemisphere).
So Stacy basically is no relationships besides that one time with that guy who she was already in a long and close relationship with. (hey would you look at that! *Basically the definition of Demiromantic asexual*) Unlike Lizzie who's myth was love at first sight.

You see there was this guy named Joel and one night while he was asleep Lizzie noticed that he was one hot shepard and every night would look at the handsome man until one day she was like, "Okay I can't take this anymore." And went to Anthony to do something about it, when he asked what she wants Lizzie says that she just wants to look at Joel pretty little face forever. So Anthony puts somewhat of a spell on Joel that makes him never age or die but at a price he'll never wake up. Lizzie is cool with it, Joel never wakes up and has fifty kids with him. Not cool Lizzie he's asleep!

2: Eros and Psyche

Eros: Stampy
Psyche: Sqaishey
Aphrodite: Lizzie
Zeus: Anthony
Zephyr: Dan
Random river person: Graser
Persephone: Stacy

Ok so basically there's more characters but I'm not going to add them all and technically Psyche was originally a mortal but shush it counts! And there's a reference to my Greek story so look out for that.

So there's four (theres more but there's four main ones) types of love. Agape the love of fellow humans, Philia the love of ones friends, Storge the love of ones family, and Eros the sexual love between two people. Now Eros is actually a god with many versions but the one the myth is about is the one where he's Aphrodite's son.
Name change!
So there's this lady named Sqaishey and yes she's a beautiful princess. But she's not just any princess a lonely beautiful princess (plot twist?). But not just that she's a lonely beautiful princess even more beautiful than Lizzie! (Oh that ain't good) And we all know that Lizzie doesn't take people being more beautiful than her very well so she'll just make Sqaishey fall in love with a hideous monster. (Sidenote: Aphrodite... You are a goddess why don't you just kill her?) So Lizzie summons her son Stampy to make her fall in love with a monster. So when Stampy scoots down to Sqaishey's house at night when he sees the beautiful Sqaishey he's stunned by her beauty that he accidentally stabs himself with one of his own arrows... stupid I tell you.
So the next day as we recall the second trait of Sqaishey she is lonely, see shes beautiful but as in a way where people worship from afar. And when she asks the Oracle if she'll ever find love the Oracle says yes! But to a hideous monster.

So that night Sqaishey is waiting on a cliff for her monster boyfriend Dan the west wind goes to her and carries Sqaishey to her monster boyfriends house. (I will never get tired of saying monster boyfriend). So Dan leaves and Sqaishey enters her boyfriend mansion but he's invisible and promises to take care of her even if he and his servants are all invisible. Sqaishey is cool with it and that goes on for awhile and her boyfriend is still invisible when they do the... thing. You know the birds and the bees... I'm not explaining it you know what I mean!

So eventually Sqaishey's sisters show up and basically say that she needs to see if he's hot or a monster and if he is a monster to kill him before he kills her and her unborn child (BTW Sqaishey is pregnant in this story). So one night Sqaishey walks into her boyfriend's room with a lantern for light and a dagger to possibly murder him with. But when the light hits her monster boyfriend it turns out to be Stampy himself! And Sqaishey attracted to his hotness (say it with me now) accidentally stabs herself with Stampy's arrows. Now double in love with him a little bit of the oil in the lantern is also in love with Stampy and wants to get closer to senpai and splashes on him. Stampy wakes up cause ow and fly's away making Sqaishey feel guilty.
(The oil thing is actually in the myth, not the senpai part.)

Lizzie now healing Stampy's minor burn promises to herself to make Sqaisheys life a living hell. Back to Sqaishey feeling bad about what happened had a surprise visit by Lizzie and after she knocked Sqaishey around a bit told her that if she wants to see Stampy again she'll need to do four tasks.

The first task was sorting seeds before daylight, luckily some ants take pitty on Sqaishey and sort the seeds for her. Lizzie making things a little more challenging told Sqaishey to gather wool from the sun sheep across the river. As Sqaishey is swimming across the river and trying to drown herself at the same time (reasons unknown) Graser a river Guardian got Sqaishey across the river alive and told her not to rip off the wool directly for she might be killed but to instead take small ripped off pieces of wool from the nearby thorn bushes.

Lizzie now really mad at Sqaishey tells her to take a cup and go get some water from the river stix but the river is below a cliff and is guarded by several dragons. This time Anthony helps her out by sending down an eagle to retrieve the water for her. Lizzie now completely pissed basically tells Sqaishey to go to hell. Since Stacy (queen of the underworld) is said to have pure beauty, Lizzie gave Sqaishey a box and told her to put some of Stacy's beauty in it. And at this point Stampy is healed but mother knows best apparently, so through the help of some voice (I'll just say it's Dan) Sqaishey have a box for the beauty, some coins to pay the canoe guy and something else (I'm not sure what it was). So eventually Sqaishey gets to Stacy who puts some beauty in the box, Sqaishey gets out of the underworld and as she's heading back to Lizzie's palace or whatever she thought that since she's about to see her hot not so monster boyfriend again she'll use the beauty box to freshen up a little. But when she opens the box it turns out all that was inside was murder.

So Stampy escapes while Lizzie is laughing that Sqaishey fell for her trap. Stampy takes Sqaishey up to Olympus to be married. Anthony is cool with it, tells Lizzie to back off and gives Sqaishey some ambrosia that turned her into a god. The two are married as equals and when their kid is born their name is roughly translated to joy.

3: Apollo's relationships

Apollo: Dan
Not even gonna to name all of his ex's
Hyacinthus: Stampy
Zephyr: Sparkles
Hermes: Stacy (because I can)

So Dan's relationship record isn't the best... Hell here's a list
Lizzie: was turned into a tree
Cassie: was turned into a vision granting fountain after she rejected Dan
Olivia: wasn't won over by the gift of prophecy, supposedly cursed
Sqaishey: a nymph who scratched Dan's face and was turned into a cactus like plant
Petra: jumped into the sea to escape Dan
Jemma: jumped into the sea (and got on a boat) to escape Dan
Lukas: jumped off a cliff to escape Dan

So it's hard to love a guy when all of his ex's got turned into a plant or jumped off a cliff to escape him. But there was this one prince named Stampy who was basically really cute. So when Dan popped down to talk to him Stampy didn't jump off a cliff or turn into a plant and the two got along well. Only one problem was that Sparkles the west wind also had a crush on Stampy but never told him how he felt, so in his mind he thought, if I can't have him no one can! That stuff.

One day when Dan was teaching Stampy how to throw a discus Sparkles changed the breeze which made the discus hit Stampy in the face killing him. Dan upset turned Stampy into a flower so that his beauty will last forever and later on complains to Stacy about it. But hey at least this time Dan's lover was turned into a plant after the second date!

4:  the guy who cheated death
Technically he's a mortal but there's a lot of gods in it sooooo

Hades: Graser
Persephone: Stacy
Aries: Petra (because I can)
Zeus: Anthony
Athena: Sqaishey
Aphrodite: Lizzie
Poseidon: Dan
Thanatos: Stampy
Sisyphus: Sparkles

So once upon a time there was this guy named Sparkles and the thing about Sparkles is that he wasn't a good guy to guests. He would kill his guests and steal their stuff so the gods who were pissed because he was breaking house owner 101. Dan thought they should lock him underwater, Anthony suggested that they zap him with a lighting bolt while Graser just suggested they kill him and move on. (Efficiency points)

So they all agree and Graser calls up Stampy to tell him that he needs to kill Sparkles. However Graser tells Stampy that Sparkles is really tricky king Graser gave his pal some special shackles to make sure he doesn't escape. Stampy agrees to do the thing and lurks around Sparkles house with the shackles waiting. Sparkles notices and starts to ask questions about the shackles, but much to Stampys surprise and confusion Sparkles chains up Stampys with the shackles and locks him into a box.
Now without Stampy no one can officially die which pissed off Petra because what's the point of war if no one dies? So the gods start to look for him and it takes a whole month before Sqaishey to suggest the last place he was heard from, Lizzie suggested it earlier but no one listened. So back with Sparkles he knew that he was about to be found out soon and told his wife to not hold a funeral for him. Just as he says that Petra barges in, frees Stampy and they both drag Sparkles to the underworld where he sees Stacy and starts to plead. "Oh Stacy it's awful! My wife didn't even give me a funeral she just threw my body onto the street! Can you believe this?"

Stacy being Stacy gave Sparkles exactly three days to live in order to plan a proper funeral. So Sparkles thanks to Stacy's pity popped back into his body but in case you can't tell he didn't go back after three days. If anything he lived a long and happy life since no one could convince Stampy to go get Sparkles. But when Sparkles actually died he was met with a grumpy Stampy, a pissed off Stacy, and a Graser who was a hundred and ten percent don't with his shenanigans. As punishment Sparkles was forced to push a boulder up a hill but everytime he reached the top the boulder would roll down the other side.

5: thank God for the Japanese!
This isn't Greek but I love this anyway so here!

Izanagi: Stampy
Izanami: Stacy
Kagutsuchi: Sparkles

So in Japan there were two creator gods Stampy and Stacy. They married, made an island to live on and started cranking out more God's. They both have a ton of kids each kid representing a different island in Japan but one kid turned out to be a little...
"Too hot to handle. He really warms the heart, really lights up my life. He's positivity radiant."
Stacy who seems ill responds, "Stampy, I'm dying..."
"What? But I'm just warming up!"
"Stampy!"
"Wow, come on, where's the fire?" Apparently Stampy had a thing for puns.

So Stacy is severely burned after giving birth to Sparkles the fire god and ends up dying. This sucks for Stampy but since he is a god he just pops down to Yomi the underworld to get his wife back. However, Stacy tells Stampy he can't look at her until she figures something out with the gods of Yomi. But Stampy pulls out a torch only to see Stacy all gross and corpsified. Stacy pissed that Stampy didn't listen to her and sends a bunch of baby zombies after him for revenge. Only for Stampy to block the entrance to Yomi and breaks off their marriage.

Fin

And that's it! I hope you enjoyed because I'll be working on my other mcsm book Werewolf for awhile. And if you want to hear all these stories though listening and seeing great art in the process then I suggest go seeing Overly Sarcastic Productions. They are some great people that are good at explaining mythology and history in a funny way. I personally like Reds videos which has a whole playlist of you want to see them. Although if history and less funny is more of your thing then Blue's playlist is for you!
Anyways I hopped you enjoyed, sorry and you're welcome!