Ruby: could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Bluegirlawesome: what does claustrophobic mean?
Me: it means she's afraid of Santa Claus!
Ruby: no it doesn't!
Bluegirl: ho ho ho! He he!
Me: stop it bluegirl your scaring her!
Bluegirl: hohoho!
Ruby: its not working bluegirl...
Bluegirl: darn!