Jen: EVERYBODY IN HEREEEEEE
Everyone: *files in all crazy-like*
Minty: its been a while since I've given a dare to one single person, and I think that time has come!
Ivor: it better not be me! You've done that too much with me!
Toxic: dude, chill. It's not you.
Jess: then who is it?
Sads: LUKAS!
Lukas: *mario jumping noise* WHAT?!
Minty: I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU, LUKAS!!!!!
Lukas:... I'm scared.
Jen: remember what minty threatened you with during the cinnamon challenge?
Lukas: ...sort of.
Sads: minty said that if you didn't do it, that she'd make you go into town square in a unicorn onesie, holding up a sign that says 'I'm in love with a cactus.'
Toxic: and guess what you have to do today?
Lukas: ...dear god, no.
Minty: THATS RIGHT, LUKAS! COME WITH ME! *grabs Lukas's hand*
Lukas: NOOOO! *struggles against minty's grip*
Jen: *shoves Lukas along*
Toxic: *uses tazer*
Sads: *drags Lukas along as well*
Lukas: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Minty: YOU ARE GOING TO DO THIS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Toxic: ENJOY YOUR PAIN!
*door slams*
Lukas: *faint whimpering*
...(meanwhile, in the town...)...
Townspople: *laughing hysterically*
Lukas: *blushing deeply in his unicorn onesie*
*holds up sign*
Toxic: *smirks*
Sads: *laughs*
Jen: *laughs*
Minty: *laughs so hard she falls into the fountain*
Toxic Sads and Jen: *burst out in hysterics*
Minty: *retarded walrus laughter*
Lukas: ...
Lukas: ...
Lukas: ...
Lukas: ...I am NOT in love with a cactus...