Requested by Jensam0107 & Fangirl7412

YP: Welcome back -

F. Jesse: - to Ask or Dare!

Ivor: Not this again, I beg you.

YP: Today I made a couple of arrangements and modifications to the system for a few more people - please welcome the Youtubers!

Dan: Hey, guys!

CaptainSparkelz: Sup, people-watching-from-behind-the-fourth-wall?

Lizzie: Hi!

Stampy: I heard there's cake here -

Stacy: Hello, humans!

Axel: It's getting super crowded in here.

YP: And that's not all! Today we have two more very special guests from behind the fourth wall, Jensam0107 and Fangirl7412.

Jensam0107 & Fangirl7412: Howdy! *sits on guest chairs*

Dan: Wait, why don't we get first class seats?

YP: Because you're not special enough. (Not true.) Anyway, please welcome our dares!

Lukas: I thought this was ask or dare, not dare or dare. Where are all the asks? The aSkS -

YP: First dare is from Jensam0107, and it's for Stampy and Dan to kiss!

Stampy & Dan: WHAT -

F. Jesse: *squeals* You heard the woman - kiss!

Lukas & M. Jesse & Axel : Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Lizzie & Stacy & Olivia & F. Jesse: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

YP: You know what? All of you shut your mouths. Romance needs time. That's why I'm going to send y'all you two into a private romance room! *snaps fingers*

Stampy & Dan: *vanishes and appears back in a small room with looooovely jazz bursting out from the speakers*

YP: *installs a screen to the wall*

Everyone: *sits down and crowds around the TV, watching intently*

Stampy: So, uh... why don't we just get this over with?

Dan: What? Man, you can't be serious. I can't kiss you!

Stampy: Why? Do you hate me THAT much?

Dan: I just can't kiss you, okay? Technically, in the real world where I'm not all cubey, I'm married to Jemma!

Stampy: This isn't your world! So let's just kiss, end the whole thing. Besides, this jazz music is freaking me out.

Dan: *groans* Fine. *grabs Stampy's face and gives him a full kiss on the lips*

Everyone: YAYYYYYYY!! *throws glitter everywhere and blows on kazoos*

Jensam0107: I SHIP THIS SO MUCH -

Fangirl7412: (sarcastic laugh) Ha, haha.

YP: *snaps her fingers and brings Stampy and Dan back into the room* Good job, boys! You two put on quite a show!

Dan: Wait... YOU SAW THE WHOLE THING?

Radar: Look! I even recorded a video! *giggles nervously and holds up his phone*

CaptainSparkelz: OMG, send it to me on Discord!

Lukas: YES, me too!

M. Jesse: Share it with me!

Olivia: Why does it seem like the boys are making a bigger deal out of a gay relationship?

Lizzie: Dunno. But hey, what harm could there be?

YP: Our next dare is from our other guest, Fangirl7412, and she dares Axel to dare Lukas to mess up his own hair badly and post it online.

Lukas: What? Dude, I'm not messing up my hair. *touches hair protectively* Don't worry, hair - I won't let anything happen to you -

Stacy: *whispers to Petra* that dude's got issues -

M. Jesse: But the dare states that you must do it! Otherwise, you'll break the balance of the universe and the world will meet its eternal doom!

Radar: ... What he said.

Petra: Oh, again and again with the double dares! What's wrong with people? Why do they dare us to dare someone?

Lukas: *pets hair* THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORKED UP ABOUT RIGHT NOW? I gotta mess up my hair because the universe depends on  me!

Axel: I'm actually enjoying this.

M. Jesse: Alright, so any of you have any idea on how Lukas should mess up his hair?

Stampy: We could always have him put a cake on his head -

Dan: Too lame. Decorate it with dog dung.

Stacy: Ew. Just, ew.

F. Jesse: I say we just pour red dye over his head. After making it messy. Then we color it green, then blue, then ash-blue, then pink -

YP: Alright, that's enough! Lukas, I'm actually going to be nice here (because you're my favorite character)... You can choose how your hair can look. But first, Axel needs to dare you.

Axel: Yea, boi! YEAH -

Olivia: Oh boy. Here it goes.

Axel: Lukas! I dare you to... *does a dramatic 360 degree spin* ... mess up your hair real badly and post it online!

Lukas: Fiiiiiiine. *grabs phone* So, I just gotta mess it up. Okay. *grabs one strand of hair and moves it to the other side*

YP: WHAT. *looks at his hair* Are you KIDDING me?!

Lukas: YOU SAID YOU'D BE NICE -

YP: I KNOW WHAT I SAID, BUT - *points at hair dramatically* This is just UNACCEPTABLE.

Lukas: Fine! Fine, I'll -

F. Jesse: Heads up! *pours a bucket of pink hair dye onto his hair*

Lukas: (insert girl scream)

M. Jesse: Get his phone!

Radar: *grabs Lukas's phone* Say CHEEEEEEEESE -

Lukas: (insert another girl scream)

Petra: *grabs phone from Radar* This is SO going on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and -

Phone: *sends the picture to everyone in his contacts*

Lukas: (insert third girl scream) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR... FJKSHFJWKDKEJDDJJSJDDJ —

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