Lilith: Uncle Zane.....

Zane: Yes Lilith.

Lilith: I um....well....uhhh

Zane: yes...

Lilith: I NEED HELP

Zane: Come here Lilith.

Lilith: yea?

Zane: STAY THE FRICK AWAY FROM BOYS CUZ I SWEAR IF ANY BOY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BEST FRIENDS BABY GIRL IM GONNA HIT THEM SO HARD THEY TURN INTO A DELECIOUS CUPCAKE

Lilith: Uncle Zane?

Zane: Yes.

Lilith: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD 

Zane: *grabs Lilith and hugs her*

Lilith: uhhh

Zane:*whispers creepily in Liliths ear* The wifi password is pinkiecakebelongs2moi

Lilith: uhhhh thanks

Zane: *sniff* I love you like my own daughter....

Lilith: *calls Aaron* Dad? Dad please help me