Intruder
Krystal: *In the guys living room behind the TV*
Garroth: *Calls cops*
Cops: 911 what's your emergency
Garroth: There's somebody in my house
Cops: YOU TELLIN ME SOMEBODY BROKE INTO YOUR CRIB HOMIE? I GOT YOU. WERE GONNA HAVE AN OFFICER IN YOUR LOCATION WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES. STAY CALM, AND STAY ON THE LINE. CAN YOU DO THAT?
Garroth: yea I can do that. Hey, can you tell them to bring something to eat on the way here?
Cops: I mean, I could tell them to pick up something from Wendy's since its on the way there.
Garroth: Yea thanks uh.. I didn't look at the menu but
my favorite number is 7, so I guess I'll have whatever that is.
Cops: Right. You want anything to drink?
Garroth: Yea can I get a..
Cops: SIKE! WE AINT GOT TIME FOR ALL THAT! YOU BETTER FOCUS ON THE INTRUDER IN YOUR HOUSE BEFORE YOU GET YOURE A** BUST
Garroth: *looks at Krystal*
Krystal: *looks at garroth*
Garroth: ._.
Krystal: I--..... Dude, you called me here to fix your tv. I don't know why anybody would break into your house, to fix a TV.
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