Aphmau: Are you tired of your credit score going extremely low?

Zane: No cuz it never happens

Aphmau: Is your house about to be destroyed?

Zane: Wait what *Looks at his house*

Garroth: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLLLLLLLL *Destroys house*

Zane: Oh well since this is a book Krystal will make my house appear right?

Krystal: Righttttttt.................sureeeee.........

Aphmau: Does the person who's controlling everything you do seem like they have no interest in saving you?

Zane: I mean...yes

Aphmau: Well what you need is ALKA-SELTZER!

Zane: Uh.....

Aphmau: FOR ONLY 19 PAYMENTS OF 19.99, THIS CAN BE YOURS!

Zane: Only?

Aphmau: CALL NOW! 

Zane: Ok. *Walks away*