*Stuff happens imma just get right to the chase*

Aph: Are we throwing shade here?

Aaron: Dang right we're throwing shade. *throws sunglasses at aphmau*

Aph: RUDE! *Sassyhairflips*

Aaron: I know. I love you though, so my meanness is all out of love. But giving you sh*t brings me joy, so theres that too.

Aphmau: YOU JERK.

Aaron: Come at me.

Aph: YOU THING THIS IS A GAME?

Aaron: Depends on if youre willing to play. If so, im winning.

Aph: I'LL PLAY AND I'LL WIN

Aaron: You can try. BEHOLD!! MONOPOLY ( I know her hair isnt that poofy im sorry)

 Aph: YOU FOOL! IMMA MASTER AT MONOPOLY!

Aaron: SURPRISE 

Aph: THROWING IT AT ME? WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS

Aaron: Sorry hun. But this isnt a regular game.

Aphmau: Nope. Nope. 

Aaron: I'm SORRY.

Aphmau: *Gasp* Oh. My GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! YAY AARON!

Aaron: I said nothing.

Aphmau: TEEHEE

Aaron: Does that mean I win? 

Aphmau: NEVER. *Slaps Aaron with Sorry board*

Aaron: SERIOUSLY

Aphmau: Just Ignore and play Pokemon GO!

Aaron: You can't escape.

Aphmau: *Rages*

(ALL ART BY PROXYCOMICS WATCH HIM ON DA HE'S AMAZING)