HELL YEAH IM BACK (if only for one day)
AND HELL YEAH I WANNA WRITE MORE INSIDE OUT RIPOFFS

I LITERALLY CHANNELED ART ME FOR THIS

interesting fact: I actually do have glasses but never wear them since they're reading glasses and who had time to put in glasses when you could be reading

I get a lot of headaches

HERE WE GO

music me: weak is a great song. I wonder how many people know it?
lazy me: let's look it up on YouTube
lazy me: what's an animation meme?
music me: I dunno. Looks like they have music in them so I'm all for it.
*weak Aphmau animation meme plays
lazy me: ...
emotional me: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THE WOLF SON LOOKS. LOOK AT THAT. HNNNNGH.
music me: I wanna make an animation meme.
art me: no. only headshots. go fuck urself

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smart me: alright folks. We're headed to the Galápagos Islands where we'll have cero Internet, not to mention we aren't even bringing our phone. Let's sketch out some ideas so we can draw them better in our ten hour plane ride and two hour stop in Houston.
music me: will we have music
smart me: I know we can't sleep without it, so mum found her old, barely working iPod and downloaded music on it. So, yes.
lazy me: how much walking are we gonna do.
Smart me: due to how large Quito, Ecuador is and we're climbing a freaking mountain, a lot. Better go to sleep, lazy. We won't need you for a while.
art me: this is my time to shine. ten hours of frustration and claustrophobia ought to do me wonders.
smart me: *to everyone else* just stay away from her for the next eleven days.

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music me: hey smart
smart me: yo whaddup
music me: can we write a song about our crushes eyes
smart me: we don't have a crush.

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flirty me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
smart me: stop
flirty me: ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
smart me: I said stop
flirty me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε✄
smart me: stay far, far away from me

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me: this dress makes me look even skinnier than I already am. I'm not sure I like it
anxious me: I agree. We look horrible in it
smart me: woah hey that's not what we said we're gonna make ourselves freak out
me: it feels more like a bikini than a dress
anxious me: you can almost see how little boobs we have
smart me: I give up

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me: *feels sad on how flat I am and how little outfits I can pull of because of it*
confident me: woah there buddy! that doesn't mean that you can't pull off other outfits! and besides, big boobs are harder to deal with
me: *pokes sideboob* is this why I don't have a girlfriend
smart me: don't even bother confident

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art me: stars are so pretty. I wish I could draw stars.
angry me: I wish I could draw

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