so I just got back from the Galápagos Islands (and Ecuador) and you can bet there were some weird conversations. Here.
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Laurence: whatcha playing?
Garroth: double solitaire. it's like solitaire, but double.

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Lucinda: give me a teriyaki stick or otherwise I will wait till you go to sleep and slit your throats in a way so you are awake as you choke on your own blood
Kim: you realize you could've said please and I would've given one to you

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Aphmau: jump with one foot in!
Zane: how does one jump with a singular foot?

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Garroth: hot springs are great. They're water, but hot.

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Aph: swimming scares me! Can you help me more?
Aaron: what do you want me to do?
Aph: hold my hand the entire time

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Zane: have you never seen a girl so thirsty for dick she'll throw herself on other girls to make guys jealous? That kind of innocence would be nice

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Gene: have you ever looked up at your ceiling and felt your self-confidence get smaller because even your ceiling is better at its job than you
Sasha: gene what the fuck