baby Zane: *smears paint over his face*
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toddler Vylad: *angrily throws his sippy cup*

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Toddler Garroth: s...s
Zianna: what's he trying to say?
TG: Slyvanni!
Zianna:
Zianna: YOU AINT GETTING ANYMORE PROMISE RINGS FROM ME GURLFREND

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I feel like I could be the female Vylad
if Vylad had more of a quiff than a pixie cut