Vylad: are you the "I need to save everyone" protagonist or the "I did not sign up for this shit" protagonist?
Zane: I didn't sign up for this shit but I gotta save everyone

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Vylad: I just want a reverse spy flicks. The spy is a women.
Aph: *pops up*
Vylad: her team is made up of women
KC, Katelyn, and Teony: *pop up*
Vylad: all the villains are women
Lucy: *sexily pops up*
Vylad: there is only one man in the film and he is a Strong Male character who's like 25 and decently ripped
Garroth: *pops up*
Vylad: and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of his sexuality
Garroth: *pops up in LLP with everyone else*
Vylad: we see his ass when he has to tug down at his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh.
MCD Garroth: sup
Vylad: his nipples are always erect for no fucking reason
Laurence: *blushing* what?
Vylad: *eyes light up* they are undercover in a nighttclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to make out with another man
Garroth: *starts making out with laurence*
Vylad: someone asks his how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine thing.
Garroth: I basically grew up with the gayest brothers and one adopted sister
Vylad: this is also how he knows how to fight with a purse, a 5' heel, and a can of hairspray. For no apparent reason, during this fight, he is shirtless
Zane: I'm going to stop you there

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Teacher: so Aphmau, tell us about your parents.
Young Aph: my mom is really nice. I never knew my dad
Class + Teacher: awwwww
Young Vylad: what happened to him?
Young Aph: *looking directly in Vylad's eyes*
Young Aph: He got in my way.
Young Vylad: holy mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes benz

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Health Teacher: any questions, comments, or facts?
Young Katelyn: FACT! The word testify came from when men used to swear on their testicles in oaths!
Class: *erupts into giggles*
Aph: then what would girls say?
Vylad: *whispers* I breastify

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god I love Vylad