Day 1:
Aph: gonna prank Dad when he gets home!

Day 2:
Aph: !

Day 30:
Aph:

Day 147:
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE

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Katelyn: god I wish Travis would go away!
Aph: he could join my dad!
Katelyn: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE

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Sylvanna: wow mija you ate that burger fast!
Aph: Almost as fast as Dad ran away!
Sylvanna: eeeeeeEEEEEEE
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE

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Vylad: have you ever realized that mom is wow upside down
Aph: have you ever realized Dad is DVD upside down and missing a line?
Vylad: wut
Aph: the should rename that line after my dad
Vylad: Aph that didn't even-
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE

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Zane: I s2g if you make another Dad joke-
Aph: you'll leave me to join my father?
Zane: OH MY FUCKING GOD *surfs away on the new Sarah J Maas book*
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE