This one shot was requested by swagmayodrop
Key:
(Y/N)- Your Name
Italics- Thoughts
Bold- Me! Your Author~Chan
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I looked up from my laptop, where I was reading fanfiction on Wattpad, and stared at my closed bedroom door. I don't know why, but that door is going to be on the floor soon. Any minute now.... I glared at my door for a good minute before turning back to my computer. *Crash*

   "A ha!" I screamed turning around, pointing at my door still on its hinges. "Oh." I looked and saw my window shattered.

   "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my beautiful window! Door will be heartbroken," I cried. "You," I said turning to the culprit. "How dare you break my window, Garroth!"

   "Heeeey (Y/N)," Garroth awkwardly greeted me.

   "What are you doing here? How did y-"

   "There was a ladder in the garage," a familiar green eyed brunette interrupted.

   "Okay, but did you really have to break my beloved window? Seriously?"

   "I'll pay for it. Trust me," Garroth promised before continuing. "What we're about to ask you is more shocking than me breaking your window."

   "What. Could be. Worse. Than smashing. Door's beloved," I asked, clenching my hands into fists.

   "They want you and I to pretend to date for our mom," another voice roared. Zane climbed up the ladder and entered my room.

   "Sorry, my ears are still ringing from window dying and door bawling. What did you say?"

   "They want us.... To pretend.... To date each other," Zane enunciated. "Our mom is coming to visit and they're too chicken to tell our mom that we aren't dating," Zane explained before Vylad and Garroth interrupted.

   "Whoa! Hold up!"

   "WE AREN'T CHICKEN ZANE!" Garroth argued.

   "REALLY?! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME!" Zane shot back.

   "Excuse me?!" Vylad sasses as Zane started impersonating a chicken.

   "FINE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL MOM AND TELL HER YOURSELF," Vylad challenged.

   "Challenge accepted. Give me the phone."

   "Can everyone STOP screaming?" I questioned, and the boys apologized.

   "Come on Zane, call Mom."

   "I am. The phone's ringing."

   "I hope you're happy making Mommy cry," Garroth taunted.

   "Mom broke out into tears when we tried to tell her you weren't dating (Y/N)," Vylad explained.

   "What? S-She did?" Zane stuttered, looking at the phone ringing in his hand. Garroth nodded. "Why? Over me?"

   "Yes, she loves you Zane. Mom worries about you and wants you to be happy."

   "Mommy was worried about you being socially awkward growing up."(#SociallyAwkwardLife. Anyone else like this?)

   "I've always been that way. It never bothered me," Zane defended himself.

   "It hasn't?" Vylad asked. Zane just looked at the floor. "Zane, you know how Mom is. She puts her heart into everything she does. She started crying when I told her the truth about you dating."

   "I.... I...." Zane looked at the phone again, then hung up. "She really did cry?" Garroth and Vylad nodded. "Grrr... I hate when she does that.... (Y/N), will you pretend to date me?" Zane asked, coming closer to me.

   "No."

   "(Y/N)?!?" The boys chorused.

   "You guys shouldn't lie to your mother. What if she finds out? That would make a really awkward moment for me and Katelyn." The boys looked confused. "Forget that last part."

   "We don't have time to worry about that now," Garroth nonchalantly answered.

   "What about the phrase 'Honesty is the best policy'? Hmmm, Garroth?"

   "(Y/N), do you remember our mother, Zianna?" Vylad asked.

   "Yes.... Wh- Oh! Oh no. Nononononononononono. I-I can't lie to her. She used to babysit me and one time I ripped my favorite dress and she fixed it." I paused. "I can't lie to Zianna, but I can't make her cry!" I wailed.

   "Do you see why we are doing this?" And exasperated Vylad asked.

   "Noooo!" I cried and my voice cracked.

   "(Y/N), you know the last thing I EVER want you to do is you date Zane." Garroth then mumbles something about a handsome devil? I don't know.

   "However," Garroth continues, "I will put my emotions aside for this. ONLY for the sake of our dear Mommy."

   "Ngh... Fine!" I snapped.

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   "Welcome to 'Being a Cute Couple 101'," Vylad stated. We were in Garroth's living room, sitting on the couches Vylad was supposedly going to teach me and Zane how to be a proper couple.

   "I forgot my pencil," Zane interrupted. (This would be me)

   "Are we going to have homework?" Garroth joked.

   "Ha ha. Very funny guys," Vylad sarcastically replied. "Take it seriously. Now, (Y/N), Zane, you're doing this wrong already. Put your hands closer together. It's more realistic. Holding hands would be better, but since you two are in the honeymoon phase, you'll want to tease each other."

   "This is.... Oh my Irene this is so weird," I stammered, inching my hand closer to Zane's.

   "Aha! Good! The blush on (Y/N)'s face is innocent!" Vylad congratulated.

   "D-Don't point that out!" I squeaked.

   "Tsundere! I LOVE IT! Now, hands together, like that!" Vylad instructed. Oh my Irene, what have I gotten myself into?

   "Now what?" Zane asked, slightly annoyed. I dreaded the answer.

   "Nicknames!" Vylad chirped. "You need to be disgustingly cute, so make me vomit!"

   "I've never seen someone so happy to be sick," I grumbled before facing Zane.

   "Fart Face." I smirked. Garroth chuckled.

   "Lint Licker," Zane countered with a straight face. I laughed and Garroth looked like he was about to fall over from laughing. Vylad sighed.

   "Come on guys. Take this seriously."

   "Fine." I thought for a minute. "My little Poodle Doodle~"

   "Noodle Cake."

   "Better, but.... You know what? Let's skip that part. Mom is a love expert. Hug like you are in love." Zane looked bewildered.

   "I don't know what that feels like," Zane mumbled.

   "Ugh. Fine.... Garroth, come hug (Y/N) to show Zane," Vylad instructed as he pulled me off the couch and pushed us together. We hugged.

   *Ding Dong* The doorbell sang.

   "Oh no."

   "I'm so sorry (Y/N)," Zane apologized. I told him it was okay.

   "Oh, look at all of you! My Garr Garr. Oh, my wittle Zu Zu! And my wittle Pea! And there's my future daughter in law!" Zianna shrieked, hugging everyone.

   "Mom, you knew we are just dating, right?" Zane asked.

   "Zane, have you listened to that song by the great prophet Beyoncé? If you like it, you better put a ring on it!"

   "When did Beyoncé become a prophet?" Vylad spoke my thoughts. I stifled a giggle as garroth shushed him.

   "Zane, (Y/N), let me see your lovey dovey side!" Zianna chirped, pulling out her phone.

   "I hate you both," Zane growled at something his brothers said.

   "Oh! I'm getting all fangirly! You two are too cute! Now hold still," Zianna fangirled and took a picture. "Perfect! Now let's all go out to dinner, my treat!"

   "What?!?" Everyone chorused.

   "Our day has only begun! Come on my future daughter in law, I mean, (Y/N)," Zianna said and took off. I grabbed Zane's hand and followed.

   "Zane," Garroth growled. He glared at the younger Ro'Meave.

   "They grow up so fast." Vylad sighed and caught up to us. Garroth followed.
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I hope everyone enjoyed the first part of this one shot. swagmayodrop requested that I write a one shot where the reader takes the place of Aphmau on the date with Zane. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT swagmayodrop !!! I hope the rest of you will comment what you want me to do after I finish the next two parts. Please, someone besides swagmayodrop .  *sigh* I'm off to write the next part. Wish me luck. 1283 words. Ciao!

~iRazburray