Person: hey, who do you ship

Me: oh no...not this again

Person: ah, common, just tell me

Me: *mumbles answer*

Person: honestly, who do you ship?

Me: *internally screaming*

Person: tell meh! Tell meh now!

Me: Lukas and Petra...

Person: who are they

Me: ah. Nooo...mistakes have been made...

Person: who are they?

Me: they're from *looks at ground* a video game

Person: which one?

Me: WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME!?

Person: is it from gta or something?

Me: *winces and looks at sky* help me they probably hate me already

Person: or the last of us?

Me: it's from minecraft story mode

Person: that weird game?

Me: ....*sighs*

Person: ok, bye, ^-^

Me: bye

Me: *melts* I'm never doing that again

Another person: hey, who do you ship

Me: *inhales*