Friend: Happy Halloween!

Me: thanks! ^-^

Friend: *does ghost noises*

Me: panicpanicpanicpanicpanic!!

Friend: ?

Me: I mean, I'm in the middle of an amazing speech, and BOOM! I become part of the floor!

Friend: Uh, Dawson, are you ok?

Me: This information is...not useful.

Friend: Oh gosh...do i need to call 911 on you?

Me: Cool bean.

Friend: *911 what is your emergency* she's doing it again

~~~

Me: What's your favorite character?

Friend: Lukas.

Me: Oh really?

Friend: OH NO NOT LIKE THAT.

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Friend: The eversource is a chicken?

Me: I want it.

Friend: Dawson... -_-

Me: What?

Friend: You want every pet in this game

Me: I know ^-^