Person: Petra is so mean to Lukas!

Other person: No she's not!

Person: But she yells at him and pushes him around!

Other person: Maybe that's just banter!

Person: Nonono, that's not banter, that's her being mean to him!

Other person: Maybe she does it to hide the fact that she likes him!

Person: That wouldn't work!

Other person: It worked in iCarly!

Person: but she's so mean to him!

Other person: It's to cover up that she likes him!

Me: AhhhHHHHHUGH!! *falls over*

Other person: Oh dear

Person: I think we killed her

Me: *on ground in fetal position* my ship has been compromised.

Just kidding I still ship Lukas and Petra ^-^