My friend came over and we decided to play story mode for a bit.

We were looking at all of the title cards...

...then we came to episode 6.

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My friend: Aww, Lukas is pulling Petra away from the danger!

Me: ....um..

Well...

Actually....

...well....he's hiding behind Petra.

Friend: Oh...dang it.

Me: Yup...literally hiding behind two girls who could kick his butt.

Friend: You ruined the moment.

Me: I know.