Actually what happened when I played different episode x)

(These are my genuine reactions, so ye!)

~~~

Aiden: JUST DIE ALREADY!

Me:...0-0 people ship you and Jesse? HOW?

~~~

PAMA: NooOOoo..*shuts off*

Lukas/Petra: *faints*

Me: NOO! :(

literally 3 minutes later...

Lukas/Petra:...*comes to*..oh, hey guys, what's up?

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

Me: *sighs then laughs* YOU TROLL! >-<

~~~

*lights shut off*

Stampy: panicpanicpanicpanic!!

Dan: Stampy! Pull yourself together!

Stampy: panicpanicpanic!!

Me: *laughs* Stampy! What the heck! x)..

...(and this is why this episode is my favorite.)

~~~

Petra (defending Lukas from Aiden): Hey! lukas is 10 times the guy you are!

Me: IshipitIshipitIshipitIshipit

later...

Petra: *elbows Lukas*

Me: *laughs*

Lukas: I guess I'll just leave..?

Petra: Nope, you're coming with.

Jesse: *smiles*

Me: Jesse ships it too! :D

~~~

Petra: Jesse!

*gets chipped*

Me: Nooo :(

~~~

(has to choose between Magnus and Ellegaurd's armor)

(chooses Magnus's armor.)

*Magnus dies*

Me: NO! GAME, WHY!? :(

Jesse: I'll save everyone, I promise.

Magnus: *nods*...*dies*

Me: :(

*random fainting flop sound effect..?*

Me: Did Axel just faint?...no?..who fainted?

~~~

*Has to choose to unchip Petra or Lukas*

Me: Petra, I CHOOSE YOU! *whips out Pokemon hat.*

~~~

Jesse: I'm a zombie!

*dances*

Jesse: Wow, I wish you guys could see how cool this looks!

Me: *laughs* Jesse's my fave.

~~~

(portal-hopping sequence)

Jesse: Get it off! *runs into next portal with a squid on her head*

Petra: *facepalms*

Me: I'm dead. xD

~~~

Rueben: Oink :3

Jesse: I hear you, brother.

Me: Aww, I want to be part of the secret pig language :(.

~~~

And now...

A montage of Jesse get knocked out way too easily...

(Knocked out by explosion, by Soren, by mind-controlled towns-person from Crown Mesa...)

Jesse: Are you done yet?

Me: *pulls out list* Um...almost...

~~~

Dan: Maybe the White Pumpkin!

*Lights get shut off*

*White Pumpkin stabs Dan with an axe*

Dan:-Aghu!

*Lights turn back on*

Everyone (Ivor, Petra, Jesse, Stampy,): *gasps*

Dan: *falls, then dies*

Me: No! Nonononononononono!!

:(

Who else could have died...?

*looks at gameplays*

*watches Lizzie's death*

Me: 0-0...well...that was....brutal. >-<. ;-;.

~~~

Petra: I know with both me and Lukas chipped, it couldn't have been an easy decision to save either one of us

Jesse: Petra, you're one of my best friends, of course I was going to save you.

Petra: I appreciate it, believe me, I just really hope we can save Lukas.

Me: I know this is really not in context, but I still ship you two...just saying...please don't kill me.

~~~

(Petra only cares about saving Lukas, and vice-versa.)

(Ivor only cares about saving Harper.)

Me: Am I the only one seeing a conflict of interest here?

~~~

Ivor: This is clearly the best way into the castle to find the Eversource

Petra: By getting arrested!?

Ivor: IM THE ONE THAT BUILT THE BRIDGE!!

Me: IVOR! WHAT THE HECK!?

Jesse: Sorry Ivor, I'm going with Milo.

Petra: Me too

Aiden: They're getting away!

*Lukas gets taken out*

Me: I really shouldn't laugh but....hahaha ^-^

~~~

Jesse: looks like the Blaze rods are in deep trouble...

Lukas: yeah, I hope they dig a hole, bury them in it, surround it with lava, and-

Everyone: 0-0.

Me: Um.....

Lukas.

What the crap.

~~~

Torquedawg: Jesse...you've got...a boys name...

Me: *laughs*

*Torquedawg dies*

Jesse: Ah!

Me: Oh...

Jesse: That poor guy...

Sparklez: Touqedawg? Tourqedawg!?

Me: Jesse isn't just a boys name!

Jesse: Um. He just literally died. Why on Earth are you laughing?

Me: I know, I know I just *laughs*

~~~

Stacy: Well, I'm not really great at goodbyes, so...

...I'm just gonna start walking home, thanks for everything. :)

Stacy: *smiles and walks away*

Me: bye senpai ^-^

Lizzie: Yeah, me too, bye you guys!

Lizzie: *waves, smiles, and follows behind Stacy*

Me: bye other senpai ^-^

Stampy: Byeeeee! =^-^=

Me: *laughs* Stampy is truly one of a kind x) :3