Me: Ok, welcome to the shipping!

*puts on tux and top-hat*

Me: I'm here with my snazzy co-star, Jesse!

Jesse: *waves*

(Also has tuxedo on because that would be AWESOME.)

Me: Ok, so basically, we have these boxes, put in who you ship!

Me: Then the characters of the game will guess who people ship them with!

Petra: This is ridiculous.

Lukas: I know right.

Olivia: *hugging knees*

Magnus: *throws TNT at me*

*TnT explodes*

Me: Well, um...thanks Magnus..you have just destroyed my stage.

PLEASE STAND BY.

Me: Ok! We're back! The stage is fixed and the audience is ready!

*People start putting their ships in boxes*

Me: Ok, first to guess is...Jesse!

Jesse: Um. Ok then...

Me: Who do people ship you with? Petra or Lukas?

Jesse: Um....I honestly don't know.

Me: ....people ship you with both!

Lukas, Petra, and Jesse: WHAT!? *all three blush*

Axel: Can I leave now?

Me: Soon! Everyone gets pie and a stuffed animal from  Minecon at the end!

Axel: Fine.

Me: Axel! Who do people ship you with?

(What kind of chapter am I even writing? I'm such a weirdo *laughs*)

Axel: Petra?

Petra: *facepalms*

Axel: I don't know! I'm just guessing!

Jesse: Keep telling yourself that,buddy.

Me: The answer is..oh..um..ok then...apparently Olivia!

Olivia and Axel: WHAT!?

Jesse: *starts laughing*

Me: Ok! Ivor, who do people-

Ivor: Harper.

Petra: *laughs* dude, let her finish!

Me: um...ok then. Ivor is correct.

Harper: Really?

Me: Yes really!

Petra: Wait, Ivor likes her!?

Lukas: Since when!?

Jesse: It happened when you two were being mind-controlled.

Petra: Oh.

Axel: Petra and Lukas were mind-controlled?

Olivia: By who?

Jesse: We're getting off track here! *smiles at audience awkwardly*

Me: Ok, stay tuned for next episode!

Axel: Honestly though, when were you two mind controlled!?

Petra: In episode 7....

Olivia: Why?

Petra: Lukas almost died.

Axel: Really!?

Lukas: Petra!

Petra: what? It's true!

Lukas: I fainted! That's not the same as dying.

Petra: Well, we thought you died!

Lukas: oh...is that why Jesse was apologizing when I came to?

Jesse: Don't judge me.

Olivia: Why did you faint?

Jesse: We should end the episode now...

*audience cheers and curtains close*

Jesse: That was really fun, actually!

Petra: Yeah, pretty weird, but not bad.

Axel: Pie time?

Me: Sure!

*everyone heads to pie room*

Me: Bonus question! Who do I ship?

Jesse: *smiles* Lukas and Petra.

Me: *smiles at them*

Petra and Lukas: *both blush*