Seriously

Chill out Romeo

First he's a GIANT PRIZMARINE ENTITY 

Then he's a dumb British snowman

THEN he's normal but with a purple face and can fly
Then he's normal but - actually normal

Oh Romeo

You freaky little man

Honestly I can kinda imagine him being a spy in like an AU or something and somebody being all "but we don't have any disguises!!"

And him just
Rubbing his hands together

Laughing evilly

Ah okay I'm gonna fix mcsm and work on TGwP

-Dawson