JESSE

Me: Okay, who's this?

My friend: Her name is Alex...she's obsessed with chickens

Me: *laughing*

My friend: She will beat the absolute crap out of you, and she hates emos

Me: Okay, so her name is Jesse-

My friend: Ew

PETRA

Me: Okay, so..now, who's this?

My friend: Okay so this is Ashley

Me: *Spits the water I wasn't drinking and dies*

My friend: But people call her Ash, she looks like she enjoys singing and dancing, has a terrible taste in fashion, she was a man-

Me: I'm dead

You killed me

My friend: A very butch lesbian or at the very best a bisexual..and that's it. She probably used to work at hot topic-and she's obsessed with butter and baking but she won't admit it.

Me: Okay, so her name is Petra, and her voice actor is named Ashley!

My friend: *Bursts out laughing* Wait really!?

LUKAS

(Him she actually got pretty spot-on!)

Me: okay-now who is this?

My friend: kay...he's the jock, the one who's into sports and all that, but he's really just a cinnamon roll, he loves people and needs to be protected

Me: That's actually pretty accurate! In the beginning he's kinda like the perceived, 'bad boy leader of the bullies'-

My friend: Wait really??

Me: Yeah, and he just writes poetry and is basically just a pure cinnamon roll. Also I'm pretty sure he has a crush on that other character we just talked about *Winks*

My friend: The butch lesbian?

Me: YES THE BUTCH LESBIAN

Me:...and what's his name

My friend: Josh. Josh Kutcher.

*Pause*

Her: HE'S REALLY GAY.

-INTERMISSION-

My friend: There's a character named Axel, right?

Me: Yeah, why>

My friend: He sounds like a frickin' douche

Me: PFFFF-

-END OF INTERMISSION-

IVOR

Me: Okay's so whos' he?

My friend: EW HE LOOKS UGLY AND is he gay? he looks effing gay

Me: Well, okay...what else?

My friend: He looks like a dad character, his name (I forgot what they decided to say here honestly, but sorry,) screaming is his life, he probably dies.

Me: Okay, so this is Ivor-

My friend: Yuck

Me: He likes potions, he's smart but kinda Slytherin-like. He's very much a dad-

My friend: Okay, good-

Me: and in the first season, he's the villain?

My friend: Uh huh...go on.

Me: But in the later episodes and in the second season, he's a comic relief

My friend: Hah!

Me: And he has a girlfriend who made a computer who kills people's mental states...

My friend: ....Oh. No. Gross..

SOREN

Me: Okay, now who's he?

My friend: He wants to be in a musical, he sings a lot, he's pretty lonely but a cinnamon roll, and his name is Sebastian

Me: His name is Soren, he's lonely and likes to sing, he's obsessed with...(my friend dosen't know what an Endermen is,)..er, monsters, and he's a coward

My friend: He looks gay. Is he gay.

Me: I dunno, he might have a small crush on Ivor

My friend: Ah.

MAGNUS

My friend: He looks ready to destroy-he's obsessed with blowing sh** up, constant screaming, he dies on the inside...and his name is Sebastian.

Me: Well, his name is Magnus, he does love explosions and is king of a place called BoomTown...he also dies on the inside and the outside!

My friend: Uh-?

Me: I might've cried a bit when he died.

My friend: Are you okay?

Me: *Whimpers*

My friend: STOP ACTING WEIRD

AXEL

(The one you've all been waiting for, folks)

My friend: Okay, so he seems pretty cool and is like the big softie of the group, like the cook and always comforting everybody. His name is...Klance.

Me: YOU CAN'T NAME HIM THE SAME THING AS A VOLTRON SHI-anyways, guess who this is

Common

Guess

My friend: ....I just said. *laughs* Klance.

Me: It's...AXEL!

My friend: WHAT!? I THOUGHT HE'D BE BLONDE!!! EWWW!!

GABRIEL

My friend: His name is...Ashton. Also called Ash. He has a strong dad vibe, kinda like Amanda's dad from-

Both of us: Dream Daddy? Yeah

Me: *laughs*

My friend: He fights a lot and is a constant liar, he hates emos but he is one, he's just a meme. Just a meme...

Me: Okay, so this is Gabriel, he's like the hero along with the others I just showed you.

My friend: Ah, okay.

Me: And he's like the brave one, although he is kind of, a lie. He's really brave and is very sympathetic and compassionate, just, constant screaming

My friend: Is he at least a dad?

Me: Absolutely.

LLUNA

Me: Okay, who's this?

My friend: A llama.

JACK N NURM

My friend: ...They're gay dads

Me: *laughs* *almost dies*

LIZZIE:

My friend: Her name is Lindsey, she dosen't take no crap, she's emo
Me: Her name's Lizzie-

My friend: Ew

DAN:

My friend: He seems like a cinnamon roll, very kind and mighty, dies a lot

Me: Same

SPARKLEZ:

My friend: I like his glasses

Me: So...his name with is Sparklez

My friend: PFFFFRIGGIN' WHAT!?

Me: WITH A Z

My friend: *Almost falls, dying* WITH A FRICKIN' ZEEEEEEE I WANT TO DIE

STAMPY

My friend: Awe, he seems really sweet, like the child of the group, protect him. And he likes cake. He's called Liam.

Me: *beams* You got him perfectly! His first line in the entire game is, 'I hope there's cake!' he's adorable and needs to be protected.

My friend: Awww

STACY

My friend: She seems pretty cool, if you mess with her she'll kill you, she seems like kind of a mom, and her name is Jennifer.

Me: ..is she a soccer mom?

My friend: Um-yes.

Me: Actually, yeah! Kinda. You know the one we just did-

My friend: Yeah/

Me: She kinda acts like his mom, keeping him safe-

My friend: Awwwwwww

Me: What about him?

My friend:....he's a douche

Me: Ha!