*in blue light t shirt and really light blue Disney dwarves pjs which are super comfy and warm*

Me: how am I not dead yet...!

Me: how...am I...still alive?

Me: ...CINDY NO AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE

Me: LOGAN NO WAIT WHAT THE HECK I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE THEN

Me: *singing still alive*

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Me: *singing badly but softly so no one hears me* believe me I am still alive,

(hey! Like Cassie and Li-no wait)

Me: *slamming table* rush. how. am. I. still. alive.

And then

Also me: oh...huh..so I survived. *couple seconds of silence* WOO-HOO! *stands up so fast I trip*