(Once again, this is gonna be so so so long and I am so so so sorry. I'm gonna do one of these for every new episode, but I'll try to make one for episode one soon...)

So, I just finished episode 3...

..and I'm scared.

A lot.

Like,

it's the opposite of Rush.

She at least think this episode was cool and thought episode 2 was super sad while I thought episode 2 was amazing and cool (haha, puns,) and really pretty, and this episode

just

killed me

inside

like

jeez.

But yep.

I feel bad.

I left Nurm and saved a llama.

Radar still has a crush on Jesse and awe but also okay moving on

The FRICKIN' WARDEN (who I kinda thought was time-or underwater themed because of his eye, but I liked his overall character design.)

Also.

BigB is finally in an episode.

That took forever!!

So, where do we begin...

Oh yeah.

We're leaving our beautiful prizmarine sea temples with really cool writings and mobs and color schemes, and our quiet but actually kinda peaceful escape the night-esqe eternal winter and beautifully animated water and cool arenas and puzzles .

(I'm still salty about Liza's and Tana's death okay ;-; I know the both of them are okay and happy in real life but still...)

And now we're in prison in the nether and I wanna cry.

Every single time I noticed we were at the bottom of the earth I just begged in my head, "I'm Christian though!! I wanna go to Heaven! Pleease!"

I'm pretty sick right now so most of my thoughts were really brainless.

My preparation for this episode was basically getting to play the other two episode over again (you know, because they're actually really cool and calming and the color palettes are really pretty,) snuggling into my comfy bed with stuffed animals and pillows.

Because I had low expectations for this episode...I'm not even sure why. But I did...but now I'm sad and scared ;-;

Stampy and Stacy

*yelling* WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!?

SERIOUSLY!! They were taking care of Beacontown with Nurm! Probably enjoying the serene colors and the blankets and snow, playing go fish and fixing up the town and fighting off strays and zombies.

But how did they react to Nurm all of a sudden vanishing? What about when, 'Jesse,' came back?? Are they okay?? Are meh babies okay?? I need to knnooowwww...

ALSO LIZZIE WHERE ARE YOU ;-;

Jesse's prison outfit

It's kinda cool...like a huge bandage ^^

Also it kinda went with her skin tone, too (I play as the mixed Jesse...wait is that..no that's not racist moving on.)

Petra

I honestly am so glad she was with me because I needed her ;-;

But honestly Petra...

"Favorite tool' sword, favorite food'...sword?"

Nurm and LLuna

I AM SO SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE NURM BUT NOW JACK'S GONNA KILL ME AND JUST AHHHHH NURM WE'LL COME BACK FOR YOU TT^TT

Radar

I honestly kinda hate prison Radar.

I'm concerned why he originally has tattoos and where on earth did he get the dark blue bandana and I FOUGHT PEOPLE TO GET SOME SOUP FOR YOU DON'T JUST CHUCK IT AWAY

Radar: From now on, I'm-PRISON RADAR!

Me: *facepalms* 

Me: Radar, come on man, I'm a coward and I'm not changing myse-oh who am I kidding this isn't helping you at all is it

Speaking of which...

The Mush Room

Heh, I like the name, it's pretty clever. The atmosphere actually really calmed me down with the light blues, an prisoners seemed friendly enough. I was too stressed and this scene just helped me a lot.

I like Brick.

He seems like a cool guy, if not a little insane, but honestly isn't everyone in this prison. It was also a study that talking in third person helped calm your heart rate...

..so smart move, buddy.

That guy, the painting guy.

Me: Wait is that frickin' Bob Ross *laughs loudly*

He seems like a nice guy though...except for the, 'bad thoughts.'...well, he said we'll be spared so...

(for some reason my jaw kinda dropped when he said it and I was kinda spooked for the rest of the episode.)

Favorite episodes

Nope.

Season one episode 6 is still my favorite and you can't change my mind. Second would be episode 1 of season 2, episode 2 of season 2 would be fourth, so on.

but this episode...probably tied with episode 7.

It is a pretty good episode.

BigB (or Anthony)

He finally is in the game!!

He's been making so many theories and ideas and is so excited about everything about the game, so it seems super fitting.

He did a really good job voice acting his character, and it seemed really fitting, too. I like the cookie references and the guard outfits and stuff, too.

Good job Anthony!

(I also think Lizzie and Stacy and Dan and all of the other youtubers did a pretty good voice job, too!)

I honestly hope he's in the story more ;-; it'd be cool

https://youtu.be/Q7x4f84NMmc

The beginning 

I actually really liked the beginning! It kinda had a morning but also late at night creepy atmosphere (because literally basically we just went through episode 1 and 2 you're welcome..)

The prison logo and stuff made me scared but it was kinda cool..

The warden

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE AND WANTED US TO BE NICE BUT I WAS SCARED SO I DISOBEYED BASICALLY EVERYTHING HE SAID I AM SO SORRY

AND I LIKED HIS DESIGN BECAUSE IT'S KINDA TIME-UNDERWATER-ISH-THEMED BECAUSE OF HIS, 'eyes,' AND I THOUGHT HE WOULD BECOME A GOOD GUY WITH US

BUT HE DIED

HE ACTUALLY GOT KILLED

I JUMPED LIKE A FOOT IN THE AIR WHEN HE GOT SHOT AND JUST LAID DOWN THERE AND THEN DESPAWNED.

If we're being completely honest though, I think he's the only death I didn't cry at; I'm just super shocked and sad.

(I cried for Rueben, for Magnus, and for Lizzie, which is why I changed it so Dan would get killed, but I still thought it was really sad...exactly like escape the night...because i cried for everyone but Destorm..even if I was pretty sad he died but moving on the guests are all okay in real life Imma stop now)

The maze

*singing parody of On A Tropical Island*

As an undersea temple,

As an undersea temple,

As an undersea temple,

As an undersea temple,

in an undersea temple,

fighting off the aqua skeleton,

fighting off a prizmarine giant,

which is big since he's pretty defiant,

(episode one)

Getting some snowballs,

throwing them at seagulls,

wow that's an area

that's a big arena...

(episode two)

Get me out of this maa-aa-aaze,

'cause there's something wrong i think in Xara's bra-a-ain...

(this episode)

The maze gaze me tons of creepy chilling vibes

(like escape the night am i right okay sorry i'm still sad and salty)

It's kinda like Rush said...

IT'S BASICALLY THE MAZE RUNNER

But it kinda makes me mad too, because even if the two go to the top of the maze, the two immediately get caught instead of just running on the top...

..idiots.

Sorry.

Jack and Nurm 

*crying* I'm so sorry Jack I had to fight you though

Nurm WE'LL BE BACK FOR YOU I'M SO SORRY

(also Jack's gonna kill us and Stacy and Stampy are gonna be so confused...and I want them to be in the other episodes please,...)

Lluna

Poor bean ;-;

Stella

*sighs*

I've given up on her.

Prison

Yep. I chose to be a prisoner instead of a guard. I was under pressure okay!

Jesse: Well so was Ra-I'll stop.

Me: *laughs*

Mooshroom

The mooshroom was cute,

his owner made me cry because I was scared,

and I'm glad everyone got mushroom stew but I didn't sheer the baby bean because no ;-;

Hybrids

Seriously, the admin, no matter if he's a giant prizmarine colossus or a small little snowman with a blue vest and an english accent, or my actual nightmares.

But the admin sure does love his hybrids.

(my personal favorites were the sea temple ones and the snow-creeper-ice-men...

..but...were the zombies...

...dead prisoners? Like maybe there's more to the, 'no one ever leaves,' sentence..*shivers* okay i don't wanna think about it any more moving on..

*shivers violently*

Names

...I'm sorry but...

Out of every name you could pick to fit a giant prizmarine giant guarding an ancient sea temple with creepy harry-potter-like inscriptions with creepy skeleton sea-pirate-guards and a snowman making eternal winter and the creepy creature under your bed made of not water...

..who basically according to Nurm and the sea temple inscriptions, 'built the entirety of the earth and its worlds,' and literally basically has the power of all other than Notch...

..and his name is Romeo.

*laughing through tears* I'm sorry but I can't *laughs* I'm so sorry XDD

I' m  c r y i n g

The ending

WHAT!?

...i'm...just...what!?

So...yeah x)

The other two episodes so far made me just giggle madly and be calmed and be excited..but this one ..just...

..*sighs sadly* I need to sleep I'm freaking scared right now okay

I also am gonna try as much as I pretty much can to record these episodes because please ;-;

oh! I forgot!

The boss battle with the ghasts

...JUST, WOW.

THAT WAS BASICALLY THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MEH LIFE LIKE HOLY COW ON A CLOUD AND MOON AND BACK..or something else like that...

(also I know in last episode's review and all, I kinda burned Lukesse shippers really bad, and I'm so sorry. I was just kinda mad x) Super sorry.)

now I'm gonna go sl.e...e..

*sleeping*