PLEASE NO ONE SPOIL THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE FOR ME

I'M READING IT NOW SO PLEASE

NO SPOILERS

I'VE ACCIDENTALLY SPOILED ALL OTHER BOOKS FOR MYSELF

INCLUDING FRED AND SNAPE TT^TT

SO PLEASE

NO SPOILERS

OR ELSE

I WILL

...UM, GET MY GUARD DOG TO ATTACK YOU

Petra: Uh, we don't have an attack dog.

Me: I have my dog.

Petra: But she's not an attack dog...

Me: ...

Jesse: Here, maybe we can get Rueben to substitute for me, Imma be right back, I'll go get him