When you hear Ashley Johnson's voice and you instantly flip out

You won't kill pigs in minecraft anymore

You imagine all the characters as different characters from movies

Ivor and Harper are the only 40-year-olds you ship

Someone says, "Petrified," and you just cringe

Someone says, "useful," and you have a full on seizure

You look up X-men on google to find who Lukas's voice actor plays and it just asks you, "which X-men?"

There's a red head and a blonde together and you stalk them

You find a couple that acts like your OTP and you fangirl silently

All calico cats remind you of Winslow

You now love murder mysteries

Anyone with blue hair makes you think of Mevia

(She's kind of like Effie Trinket, in an odd way, and the old builders are the Capitol, so it's basically the hunger games where no one really dies.)

You want a leather jacket like the ocelots

You want a bandana like Petra's

You want armour like Jesse's

You want a pet like Rueben but instead you get

Dawson: *yelling* Pets that track mud around the house!

My dog: *wagging tail innocently*