*playing episode 1 with my friend*

Friend: This is awesome...we're in the nether!!!!!

Me: oh no...where's Petra

Friend: Frickin-LUKAS!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU FREEZE!?

Me: Someone's coming through the portal!

*ivor comes out of portal*

Both of us: AUGH!!

Me: Here, I'll be right back, I need to go the bathroom.

Friend: ok

2 minutes later...

Me: I'm back ^-^

Friend: *evil grin* I punched Ivor

Me: ...what!?