*giant doors open*

Me: OOH! POLAR BEARS! *waves to them* HII!!! ^-^

Jesse: *pulls on my sweater* Nope, we're not going over there.

Me: *grumbles*

Petra: Whoa. This place is nice.

Harper: This is the competitor village.

Me: Ooh! *running around* It's like snowdin! Jesse! Petra! Come here!! This place is so cool! *rolling in the snow because I'm me.*

Harper: Right...ok....

Petra: You want to do it or should I?

Jesse: You can.

Petra: *facepalms*

Harper: Shouldn't you focus on getting your friends out first?

Me: ...*stops*....*sighs*....ugh, fine.

Petra: Ok, I'll stand over here doing nothing because you two are the protagonists.

(I'M KIDDING SORRY XD I HAD TO ADD THAT SORRY *laughs* LEMME TRY AGAIN HOLD ON)

Petra: I'll go look around.

Jesse: Ok.

Me: Ok! *all excited* What should we do?

Jesse: *laughs slightly* How are you this ecstatic? We just saw Lukas and ivor die.

Me: *doing cartwheels through the snow in front of Jesse* Well, what can I say, Jesse, I'm an optimist!

Jesse: *rolls eyes and laughs* Ok, where should we-

Me: WAIT...isn't that Lukas's journal...with that gladiator?

Jesse: ....*sighs and facepalms*..of course. Couldn't be in a chest, or with a competitor. Nope. Scariest guy around....great -_-.

Me: *winces* We're gonna die...

Jesse: *grabs my arm* Welp! Oh well!

Me: *dragging me over to see Slab* JESSENOOOOOO!!!

Jesse: Hi! 

Slab: Go away.

Me: Ok.

Jesse: *grabs my arms* We were just wondering where you got that journal?

Slab: Fished it outta some respawn's inventory after he died.

Me: *raises sword*

Jesse: No! *lowers my sword* Nono!

Slab: This journal's got all sorts of stuff about adventures, and feelings, and-

Me: WHAT!? *kneels over and bursts out laughing*

Jesse: *rolls eyes* Anyways, can I have it back.

Slab: No.

Me: *dying of laughter on ground* why does it have his feelings!? *laughs*

Jesse: *picks me up* Ok, we'll be leaving now. *drags me over to cafe* What was that!?

Me: *wiping tears from my eyes* I'm sorry-*laughs*

Jesse: Ok...we'll just get Facemeat some bread, no problem, and then-

Me: JESSE WAIT.

Jesse: What?

Me: *inhales* What if it has shipping in there!? His FEELINGS....

Jesse: ....

Me: I NEED TO SEE HIS JOURNAL *rushes over to Slab*

Jesse: DAWSON NO! *pulls on my arms and picks me up* We're not doing that!

Me: BUT WHAT IF IT HAS HIS FEELING FOR PETRA IN IT!?

Jesse: I don't care!

Me: ....yes you do.

Jesse: ...ok, yes, I do...but later, ok?

Me: *sighs,* ok, fine.

Jesse: *places me on her shoulders*

Me: ...why?

Jesse: One, because I'm older than you, and two, because I don't want you running off again.

Me: Fine. Can I at least get a cookie while we're here?

Jesse: Sure ^-^.

Me: Ok, cool (~^-^)~.

Literally one minute later...

*Lukas and Ivor come through portal*

Me: Whoo! Welcome back!

Petra: *pats Lukas's back*

Me: *inhales and snickers then whispers, 'it's so cute.'*

Jesse: Hey Lukas!...and...Ivor.

*Ivor wearing...whatever the heck he wears*

Me: *chokes on air* PFTTHAHAHAHAHA *kneels over*

Petra: Uh, what are you wearing?

Lukas: Right?

Me: *dying of laughter on the snow*

Jesse: She's having an off day.

Nell: Hey! Yo! Jess! Glad to see your friends are back! *walks away to dorms*

Jesse: Uh, thanks..I guess.

Petra: *shakes head*...dumb blonde. *immediately turns head*

Me and Lukas: *both look at each other, than at Petra*

Petra: *winces then laughs* Sorry.

Ivor: I suggest we go to the dorms.

Me: *snickers* Ok.

*everyone heads to dorms*

Me: It's snowing!! It is snowdin! Welcome to Canada folks!

Jesse: *rolls eyes*

Ivor: I just hope that the new tasks aren't too deadly.

Me: *buries face in hands and starts to laugh*

Lukas: *snickers* I'm sorry but I can't take you seriously looking like that *laughs*.

Ivor: IT BREATHES WONDERFULLY!

Me: *laughs loudly*

*everyone goes inside dorms as Jesse, Lukas, and I are dying or laughter*

Petra: You guys really need to get some maturity.