Ok

*inhales*

Me and my friend were playing mcsm.

These were our interactions

And lemme tell ya

It's pretty funny

Episode 1

Friend: Ok! Who should we play as?

Me: Uh, how about the one with the red flower? I always play as her.

Friend: Sure.

Me: *loads up game*

Friend: *elapse time 2.5 seconds* WE HAVE A PIG!!!???

Me: *nods* ^-^ His name is Rueben

Friend: *squeals* HE'S SO CUTE!!!

~~~

Me: Ok, what's our team name gonna be?

Friend: Uh-

Me: Oh no

Friend: What?

Me: *points at the ocelots* They're judging us.

Friend: Hmmm...we should be the dead enders!

Me: B-but...that makes it sound like we're dead.

Friend: I DON"T CARE.

Me: *sighs* Fine, we're the dead enders.

~~~

Petra: Hey guys.

Me: PETRA SENPAI!!

Friend: Who's she?

Me: Petra

Friend: Is she our friend?

Me: Yup. ^-^

Lukas: *thanks Petra for getting him a nether star*

Petra: No problem Lukas

Me: *slams fist down on table and smiles like an idiot*

Friend: Are you ok?

Me: *whisper-yells* I ship it....

Friend: Lukas and Pe-

Me: Yessssss....

~~~

Me: We should go talk to him

Friend: But he's a jerk

Me: Nope, I don't care, we're talking to him

Friend: *as I drag her along to see Lukas* NOOOODAWSONNNNN...

Jesse: Cool beans

Lukas: Cool-o-rama

Me: Best conversation-

Friend: *laughs*

Me: -of just, this game.

~~~

Lukas: So, how do we get Petra's diamond back?

Jesse: Whatever we have to.

Lukas: He deserves it for scamming Petra.

Me and my friend: YESSSSS *both slam out fists on table*

~~~

Jesse: Now Lukas! Run!

Friend: RUN BABY LULU!!

Me: ...what?

~~~

(I'm kinda sensing all our funniest interactions are about Lukas...probably because my friend liked to make fun of him so...ye.)

Jesse: Lukas! get through the portal

Lukas: *does nothing and just screams*

Me: YOU COWARD! HELP YOUR SENPAI!!!

Friend: *laughs*

*Petra gets abducted*

Me: NONONO!!!

Friend: Petra!!

*Jesse ends up getting sent through the portal and hitting Lukas*

Both of us: *wince* ow.

Friend: that's gotta hurt.

Me: They're gonna need a hospital after this.

Axel: What happened to Petra?

Lukas and Jesse: ....

Jesse: he froze.

Lukas: ?

Friend: OH NO, wha-?

Me: *claps* Congratulations, we've just been mean to our first character!

Friend: *winces* Whoops.

~~~

Axel: Petra has to be ok

Me: *starts to laugh*

Friend: What?

Me: Think about it...Lukas and Axel are both super concerned for Petra....

Friend: ....

Me: .......

Friend: ....OH. They both like her!?

Me: Well, that's my headcannon.

~~~

Jesse: I'm gonna use an arrow to get that pressure plate.

Me: There are all kinds of cliched lines about this!!

Friend: ?

Me: Episode 2 quote ^-^.

~~~

Lukas: if there's even a small chance that Petra's alive, I have to stay.

Me: *inhale* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Friend: *laughs*

~~~

Friend: Let's go to redstonia!

Me: Um...let's not.

Friend: Why not?

Me: because if we go and leave Axel and Lukas alone, they're gonna KILL EACH OTHER.

~~~

Episode 2

Me: Ok, so...you don't ship Luktra anymore...

Friend: ...right...

Me: And instead you ship...?

Friend: Lukas and Jesse ^-^

Me: ...hmm.....ok...welp x)

~~~

*Olivia faints*

Both of us: *winces*

Friend: Ow.

~~~

Lukas: Who goes there?

Me: *in deep voice* This is totally my real voice.

~~~

Episode 3

Soren: *singing*

Friend: Let it out!

Me: Kill me now

Jesse: ....what's happening?

*friends burst through door*

Me: THANK YOU! *laughs* enter our glamorous assistants!!

~~~

Episode 4

Petra: Who's Petra?

Both of us: *whimpers* TT^TT

~~~

Lukas: Take care of Petra for me

Me: *slams fists, beams, and pokes my friend* HA!

*starts running around screaming*

Lukas: ...

Friend: J-just..just go. She'll be like this for a while.

~~~

Petra: SLIME!

Me: *laughs*

Friend: The heck?

~~~

Jesse and Olivia: *talking about Lukas's hair*

Me: ...the heck? Why is that an option?

Friend: Oh my gosh yess! *joins conversation*

Me: Uh-guys..why are you taking NOW to be girly-girlies...guys...?

*They continue talking*

Me: *grumbles* Ok, I'm being ignored

*They continue talking*

Me: This isn't a proper conversation!

*They continue talking*

Me: I'm leaving.

Petra: What are they doing?

Me: *rolls eyes* Being girls.

Petra: *pats my back* ...weird.

~~~

Jesse: We could use these items to get that door open.

Random background noise: AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Both of us: 0-0...

Me: The heck?

~~~

Me: No way! We get new armor!?

Both of us: *look at each-other, then at Jesse*

Jesse: ENDER DEFENDER. ^-^

Later...

Jesse: Hello!

Everyone else: Whoa! Cool armor!

Friend: *gasps and starts to fangirl*

Me: What?

Friend: *continues fangirling and starts to shake my arm*

Me: *laughs* What?

Friend: *points at Lukas*

Me: What??

Friend: He's looking at Jesse.

Me: They all are! -_-

Friend: *continues fangirling*

Me: OK! *claps hands together* Let's move on! :/

~~~

Rueben: Oink...*dies*

Me: ........nooo....

Friend: Welp I'm dead now...that killed me.

~~~

Episode 5

Me: OUR ARMOR LOOK SO COOL AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

Friend: And our sword!

Me: And Petra's armor!

Friend: And Axel's armor!

Me: And Olivia's armor!

Petra: Who's Petra?

Jesse and us: ....

Petra: *laughs* Kidding.

Me: Whew

Friend: Don't you even...

~~~

Petra: That's really good of you help out like that.

Lukas: *smiles awkwardly*

Me: AHHHHHHHH-

Friend: *sighs and facepalms*

Me: -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~