Normal chat with da' Glade

Jeff: my names Jeff

Clint: what dat off?

Jeff: IDEK! it just popped in ma mind

Elaina: hey Clint Jeff

Jeff: if u get crabs WICKED sent up something for that

Elaina: I DONT AND WILL NV GET CRABS!!!!!

Jeff: stay safe kid

Clint: and use protection

Jeff: thats not were I was going...

Frypan: wow! Its been 5eva since we spoke on dis chat

Elaina: its been a day

Thomas: its been a long day with out u my friend! That was weird no clue were that came from

Alby: Albae lookin fine. Get it?

Minho: just no

Thomas: go Albae!

Newt: Albae 4 life...

Elaina: I have taught u well

Minho: wat....

Jeff: Clint was right, use protection

Clint: Clints always right

Thomas: Chuck just texted me Elaina im sorry for your business and leisure travelers. Auto correct be like

Elaina: wat? Dat just weird

Newt: leisure travelers?

Minho: cutting it a bit close guys

Winston: I'll take u back to my place, we can skip first base

Elaina: wat?

Winston: dont know it just happened

Elaina: really, okay

Winston: we got something going here dont ya think

Elaina; depends

Winston: I'll take that from the hottest and only chick in da Glade

Elaina: k

Minho: why?!

Minho: why is everyone hotter dan ME!! I mean ME SRRSLY guys

Elaina: cut the mustard

Minho: idek

Newt: according to Elaina im the sexiest in da Glade

Elaina: tru dat

Winston: wat?! We had something going

Elaina: indeed there is something going on here

Winston: rrly baby?

Elaina: yes

Winston: hmmm

Elaina: something is going on here

Elaina: but not with u chimp

Newt: DATS MY GURL!!! B-U-R-N ROASTED DAMN

Minho: screen shot that Winston gunna post it on Gladergram and Gladebook

(Lol c wat I did there :-P)

Thomas: damn I thought Elaina was leading astray

Minho: same shoulda' seen Newts face!

Newt: wat about ma face?

Elaina: yer wat about his bewtiful face

Minho: he red again

Alby: I was gunna banish Winston if HE went with Elaina... im going down with my ship and Winston, u aint on it

Elaina: damn

Zart: mofo dat was hilarious! Btw r Newt and Elaina a thing? I need to know bc they haven't updated their Glade status

Clint: still under way

Nick: I think Elainas to hot for Newt she should settle for some one like... Idk... wait no I do ME

Elaina: hell nah any body But u! Lol jks only Newtsie :-P

Newt: Nick she aint interested

Nick: Im here wen u need attention

Minho: ya think she dont get enough?