aMAZEing chat

Minho: guys! It's been 4eva since I've done something reckless

Elaina: u did three things reckless this morning

Minho: I meant all of us

Maddy: right

Newt: bloody great

Thomas: LETS DO IT

Elaina: sooo wats the plan Min-Min?

Minho: this is gunna be great

Minho: I'll need a goat

Elaina: cheese? Lol the goats names cheese and she makes nice cheese

Newt: yerp

Thomas: y?

Minho: put on ppl clothes, slaps it's butt 2 make it angry and let it loose on the Gladers

Elaina: IM IN!!!!

Maddy: ditto

Newt: we'll use Min-Min's clothes

Thomas: BIKINI!¡!¡

Maddy: OH MY SHANK YES!!!!

Newt: sooo Elaina... u wanna test out that Bikini so we can make sure it's right 4 the goat?;-)

Elaina: sure ;-)

Maddy: wat the shuck?¿!¡

Minho: theys makz sexualz?

Thomas: dammit

Maddy: u r right Thom! I'll try on the bikini 2 and I'll need ur opinion ;-)

Minho: kinda feeling like a third wheel

Elaina: thats bc u r

Newt: lol dont worry Minhœ all will be well the new greenie will be coming in a few days hope it's a girl

Elaina: u better be hopeing 4 Minho Newt

Newt: Sweet thats wat I meant!

Minho: lol

Elaina: calm ur farm Newt im just playing

Newt: xoxo u better bc im nv leaving u

Minho: do u Elaina take Newt 2 be the best man at our wedding?

Elaina: lets hope the greenie is a girl

Newt: same here

Minho: im not that bad

Elaina: that

Minho: lol lol

Minho: do u think that Mad and Tom r makin love?

Elaina: probs

Newt: well then

Minho: murder that dance floor!

*twenty minutes*

Minho: r we ready?

Elaina: Bikini is on goat!

//the Goat trials\\
Minho slapped the goats butt while all the Gladers were hanging around the middle of the Glader eating lunch. Cheese (the goat) went mad and started chasing all the Gladers, Albae jumped into Gally's arms screaming like a banshee whilst Gally is screaming bloody murder. All the Gladers r panicking and trying 2 get away from cheese.

Newt: Albae & Gally though!

Elaina: Ha LoL!!!!!

Maddy: this is the life!

Minho: I'll take u back 2 ma place

Thomas: btw Maddy they're having the gathering 2 choose wat ur job is going 2 be

Maddy: I want 2 be a runner

Minho: dont worry sugar I'll put the vote in 4 u, bc some one wants u 2 be a runner ;-)

Elaina: Mae Mae r u and Tommy dating?

Maddy: yes

Thomas: yes

Minho: *cries* my children r growing up

Elaina: minhœ, u keep trying 2 'get in our pants' but u refer 2 us as ur children

Newt: im pretty sure that thats ilegal and wrong

Minho: im a very productive mother

Maddy: mkay

Thomas: I worship the god Goat!

Minho: u and me both baby!

Thomas: Min-Min I'm takin soz babe

Minho: she'll nv know how our Friday nights work.... she'll nv understand

Maddy: does any one else find this awkward?

Elaina: u know ur not the only one!

Newt: disturbed...