Da Glade chat

Minho: *dances*

Thomas: *shakes booty*

Elaina: *gets weirded out and leaves*

Newt: *follows precious Elaina bc im also weirded out*

Newt: hœ

Elaina: lol-ly pop

Minho: I am da meanest mean hœ there eva was

Elaina: hœ hœ hœ

Newt: I have started a trend :-P

Elaina: ;-P

Newt: mkay cutie

Teresa: Enough! NEWT U R MINE U WILL ALWAYS BE MINE 4EVA

Chuck: pms

Elaina: lol

Minho: kill da bish

Elaina: she is one with the Rachets

Newt: mkay Teresa u a dead bish bc I dont like u in dat way

Teresa: yet

Teresa: one day Newt she will be killed and u will need some one to comfort u and that will be me

Elaina: if I die im planning on Newt to be gay

Newt: dafuq

Elaina: keep it in the family *wink*

Newt: gross

Minho: truly bazzar

Thomas: dis is weird

Elaina: I cant die I am IMORTAL

Teresa: wat?

Elaina: my middle finger extends its gratitude

Newt: lol

Newt: u make things sound so sweet

Thomas: I just wanna know u better, know u better now

Minho: butter cup

Chuck: flurpy durp

Teresa: stuck up bish Elaina

Minho: dis is soooo not truz u jacked up lady

*three hours later*

Elaina: dude the walls close in two minutes where r u Min-min and tommy boy?

Minho: shuck we found a Rachet so we had to aviod it

Thomas: stupid shucking Rachets

Elaina: when I get my hands on the creators ima rip off there limbs!

Newt: darling u and me both

Minho: we're almost back children

Minho: got a secret can I keep it wont tell what I say, cause two can keep a secret cause one of them is dead

Elaina: who died?

Minho: I found Bens clothes

Thomas: it looks like a g-string

Elaina: G-string?

Thomas: spelt it so u would understand

Newt: gross

Elaina: meow

Newt: reminds me, today when the box came up, surprisingly it did, it brought up... A KITTEN

Elaina: its shucking adorable!

Minho: tell me its name, gender and what it wooks wike

Elaina: her name I choose it is, Sammantha, shes dark black with one white foot and green eyes

Newt: Sammy likes our room

Elaina: shes dorble!

Minho: cwute wanguage

Thomas: I wove the sound of her, how old do ya think?

Elaina: a month old at least, shes still a kitten

Thomas: KITTEN!

Minho: KITTENS R LOVELY

Elaina: I feel sad for the cat, she has to be around loud obnoxious boys

Newt: not all of us r loud and obnoxious

Elaina: ur right everyone of the boys r loud and obnoxious but u

Minho: couldn't agree more

Thomas: yer Newts boring

Elaina: I find him anything but boring

Newt: c im not boring to females

Elaina: but Minho finds u boring

Newt: lol

Thomas: she told u

Minho: I do find Newt boring bc I is fenale, except I cant get past the accent *girly girl voice*

Newt: damn straight

Thomas: he aint straight

Elaina:lol lol shuck

Thomas: jks

Chuck: sure

Elaina: Chuck, who sings in the shower? I bet its Minho

Chuck: its not Minho, its actually Albae recently

Alby: Albae has a great voice

Newt: why do u refer to urself in third person great and powerful Albae?

Alby: it gives Albae great power over Albaes words and ppl

Alby: dis Albae hat

Newt: mkay

Newt: Elaina is the hottest person in the Glade I mean how does all that sexyness fit into that perfect body

Minho: alrighty then

Elaina: :-P Newts left his phone in our room and Sammy told me to write something

Thomas: the cat told u to do it?

Minho: cause thats natural

Elaina: cats have great words of persuasiveness

Newt: okay its Newt, and Sammy and Laina r on the bed being weird

Elaina: weirds awesome