(chatnames can be found in the comments section of each chapter)

[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]
Leo Vladez: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Hazel Levesque: friendly neighborhood horse girl
Piper McLean: Pipes McGee
Annabeth Chase: the braincells
Jason Grace: head been broke to many times
Percy Jackson: Ariel but better 🧜
Frank Zhang: animal kingdom
Nico di Angelo: itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Will Solace: glow-in-the-dark bandaid

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[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
HAZELLLLLL
HAZELLLL BADEZELLLLL
HAZZZRELELLLLLLLLLLLLL

friendly neighborhood horse girl
?

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
im making quesadias you want?? 😀

friendly neighborhood horse girl
no thank you ^^

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
righto
ANY OF YOU TOHER DEGENERATES WANT

Pipes McGee
DEGENERATES!??!
SAYS THE ARSONIST

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
SAYS THE THEIF

Pipes McGee
YOU STOLE TOO

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
UNRELATED
NEXT QUESTION

Ariel but better 🧜
im sensing a bit of favortism here
askign hazel before us 🤨🤨

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
cause it is favortism
hazels my favortie

head been broke to many times
wow

Pipes McGee
dont let him fool you
he asked **me** first

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
THATS ONLY CAUSE YOU CAME IN WHEN I WAS MAKING IT
I WAS BEING NICE YOU HEATHEN
HAZEL DONT LET THEIR LIES GET TO YOU
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAAVORITE

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
can i have a quesadilla

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
yes ofc

Pipes McGee
WOOWWWW
I SEE HOW IT IS
ALL THOSE YEARS AT THE WILDERNEST CAMF FRO WHAT

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
you have been demoted

Pipes McGee
our spa day is canceled

head been broke to many times
D:

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
WHAT

Pipes McGee
not for you jason

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
RAHHHHHHH
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I CALL HACKS

Ariel but better 🧜
wati so whos your favorite after hazel tho
cause like
its obvi me right
im like everyones favorite
obvi

Pipes McGee
SIT TF DOWN WATERBOY
IVE BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
o you were at my birith were you 🤨🤨🤨
i didnt know
interesting

Pipes McGee
yes i was
are you doubting me 🤨🤨

head been broke to many times
im
i feel like i should rank higher than percy
just saying

Ariel but better 🧜
you wish

animal kingdom
i dont think im the favorite 🧍

Pipes McGee
dont worry frank your *my* favorte

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
look at this
eveyone wants a pecie of leo
i mean obviously im awesome 😏

head been broke to many times
i take what i said back
percy you can be the favorute

Pipes McGee
EWWW
CRINGE
TOMATOE TOMATOE
🤮🤮🤮

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
STFU THATS NOT EVEN HOW YOU SPEEL THE FRUIT

Pipes McGee
its a vegtable actually 🤓☝️

the braincells
no its not

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
THE VEGATARIAN DONT KNOW HER VEGTABLES

Pipes McGee
SHUT UP

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
ANYWAYSSSS
THE LIST GOES AS FOLLOWS
HAZEL
MY LOVE/p
MY EVERYTHING
THE BEST GIRL EVER

friendly neighborhood horse girl
^^ <333

Pipes McGee
im gonna stab him

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
next
drumbroll
🥁🥁🥁
nico

Pipes McGee
WHAT

head been broke to many times
unexpecting

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
i dont want this.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
you know you love me 🥴🥴

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
ew.

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
✨friendship✨

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
NEXT
uhm
ig piper 🙄

Pipes McGee
YOU GUESS!?!??!?!
YOU LITTLE GREMLIN
I SHOULDVE BEEN YOUR FIRST
YOUR RIDE OR DIE
IM

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
AGHEM
ANYWAYS
ONWARDS
up next
jason 😳

head been broke to many times
i dont want that emoji near my name
take it away
please

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
but jasey-wasey 🥺🥺

Ariel but better 🧜
crying

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
next up.
will
hes a cool guy

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
😁

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
TEXAS UNITE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼🇬🇼

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
that is not the texan flag 🧍

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
it was the closest thing they had

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
..
ok.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
anyways

Ariel but better 🧜
uhm
where am i 🤨

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
IM GETTING TO IT

Pipes McGee
wait
does this mean you have a least favorite?? 🤨

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
i
uh 😨
no
i like you all equally
but
also favortism
but i love you all equally

Pipes McGee
thats not how that works

the braincells
somethings burning.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
...
MY QUESADIAL

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
ah yes..
the screaming

Pipes McGee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE

head been broke to many times
and i thought you were a good cook

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
I AM
IT WAS PIPER

Pipes McGee
ME?!?!?!

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
AND AFTER I OFFERED TO MAKE YOU A VEGITARIAN QUESADILLA

Pipes McGee
QUESADIEAS ARE ALREADY VEGITARIAN GEARHEAD

Ariel but better 🧜
WAIT BUT WHERE DO I RANK
LEO

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
MY BEAUTIFUL QUEADILA
OMG
IM

head been broke to many times
he's crying
he's kneeling on the ground clutching a burnt quesadilla and crying
tears are falling out of his eyes

Pipes McGee
HAHASHAHAHAHHEAIHUFLIRH
THATS WHAT HE GETS
KARMA

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
does this mean i dont get a quesadilla :C

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
stfu i'll make your quesadilla

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
:D

Ariel but better 🧜
OOOOO ME TOO ME TOO

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
No.

Ariel but better 🧜
THE FAVORTISM IN THIS CHAT RN
NICO I THOUGHT I WAS UR FAVORITE

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
your not.

Ariel but better 🧜
PLEASEPLAEEPLEEPALWSPEAASE

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
im spitting in your quesadilla.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
hot

Pipes McGee
he stops crying for that. 😒

Ariel but better 🧜
THAT IS A CHILD

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
IM LITERALLY OLDER THAN YOU

Ariel but better 🧜
since when 🤨
last i checked i truned 16 *before* you

friendly neighborhood horse girl
why cant we just have noraml ages

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
because the gods hate us

Ariel but better 🧜
btw can you mayhaps but blue fooddye in my quesadila
itll taste good trust

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
...
no one gets a quesadilla anymore.

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
D:

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
except will
cause he didnt do anything.

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
☺️

Ariel but better 🧜
THIS IS FAVORTISM

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fun fact
all the mispellings of quessadilla are me struggling to spell quesadlila
yes i can use autocorrect to fix it
but i wont
cause its funny
and spelling is not impoertant in chatfics ;oafuh;ixfr

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this whole chapter came to me when i was making myself some quesadilla's
so yea

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT BETTER CHAT NAMES FRO THEM PLEASE PLEASE THESE ARE SO BAD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO NAME THEM PLEASE PLEASE