[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Annabeth
I need you to come calm your bf down
Or I swear to the gods above
I'm going to sedate this mother fucker.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
😨

Pipes McGee
Damn
What purse do 😭😭

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
PURSE

the braincells
Omg

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Someone get Clovis
He's fucking with the plumbing
I can't with this rn
Savior of Olympus my ass can't handle a god damn needle

the braincells
I'm on my way will

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
I love you so much I swear
We need to celebrate u more often

the braincells
We really do

animal kingdom
Why are you injecting Percy with a needle 😰

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
HE NEEDS HIS DAMN FLU SHOT FOR SCHOOL

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Doesn't he go to a doctor in the city 💀

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Not after last time he needed a shot
Busted all the pipes the place had to shut down

Pipes McGee
💀💀

animal kingdom
Why are we allowing a teenager to give Percy his flu shot 🧍

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Frank...
My man...
I preform surgery without supervision..
ive re-attached limbs..
A flu shot is the least of these people's worries

animal kingdom
😨

Pipes McGee
Omg
Omg wait
Hazel

friendly neighborhood horse girl
👋👋👋

Pipes McGee
Ur so cute
But no
Hazel
Please
Are you...
Bbg are u vaccinated...

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
OMG UR RIGHT

the braincells
I'm pretty sure vaccinations existed in the 1940s

Pipes McGee
A GIRL CAN ASK

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
ANNABETH HURRY CAUSE I SWEAR UR NOT GONNA HAVE A BF ANYMORE

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Mans gonna fight the "savior of Olympus" 💀

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
I can take him if he keeps up with this bs.

the braincells
IM COMING

head been broke to many times
The legion makes sure we're all up to date on our vaccines
So don't worry 👍

Pipes McGee
Slay

the braincells
Will everything literally looks fine???

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
No help to u.
I DODNT MEAN THAT IM SORRY OMG
SCARY LADY MY BAD

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
What's happening 😭😭

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Nico gave Percy a blue lollipop and then got the entire ares cabin to dog pile him while I have him his shot

Pipes McGee
💀

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Your all idiots

Ariel but better 🧜
I GOT A LOLLIPOP!!!!

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
SHARE

Ariel but better 🧜
NOOOOOOO 😡😡😡

head been broke to many times
You dog piled without me ☹️

Ariel but better 🧜
NO IM SORRY JASON
I DUDNT MEAN IT
IT MEANT NOTHING TI ME

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
I'm burning the camp to the ground.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
I'll help 💪

Finn
I have many flammable things‼️!!

Pipes McGee
He comes out of hibernation for that

Jake
ARSON 🔥🔥🔥

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
ARSONNNN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

out of the way pretty boy 💅
This is my que to leave camp 😀

Pipes McGee
NO YOU DONT
IF IM SUFFERING UR SIFFERING
RIDE OR DIE BITCH

out of the way pretty boy 💅
WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO UR CRAZINESS 😭😭

animal kingdom
Welcome to the club 👍

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
I'm putting Will down for a nap
He's cranky

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
CRANKY!???
ILL SHIW U CRANKY
MR DSRK AND GLOOM

friendly neighborhood horse girl
"putting Will down"??? 😰

the braincells
Just witnessed Nico chloroform will
It was beautiful

Ariel but better 🧜
He grows up so fast 🥹🥹

animal kingdom
Is that safe???

Ariel but better 🧜
Pffftt
Saftey

head been broke to many times
Probs

Jake
Yea
Done it tons of times to Connor 👍

Finn
💪💪💪

Pipes McGee
Explains why his brains like that 😐

Finn
Why my brains like what 🧍

Pipes McGee
Nothing sweetheart ☺️

Finn
WAIT
WHATS WRONG WUTH MY BRAIN

Jake
Everything

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i wrote this when i got my shot for school
i was in fact terrified
but it wasn't that bad
cause i also had to get blood drawn that day and that - my good friends - was *much* worse

anyways i think it would be funny if percys scared of needles and so - like anything i think is funny - i made it happen

you're welcome *bows extravagantly*