[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

Jake
YO IS WILL UP FROM HIS NAP???

friendly neighborhood horse girl
"Nap"

Jake
Semantics

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Yes
Y

Jake
RIGHT SO LIKE
CAN HE LIKE COME AND VHECK OUT CONNORS LEG RESL QUICK??? 😀😀😀

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
...
What's wrong with Connor's leg.

Jake
Right so I may or may not have pushed him into a pile of rocks

Pipes McGee
‼️‼️

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
YOU WHAT.

Jake
HE WAS BEING A LITTLE SHIT

Finn
I feel fine 😀👍

Jake
There is in fact blood

Finn
Totally normal

out of the way pretty boy 💅
Please go to the infirmary 🙏🙏🙏

Finn
Nah
Travis just gotta kiss my boo-boo

Jake
I ain't getting near you
Someone come kiss his boo-boo
Preferably a boy 😁😁

Finn
🤨🤨

Ariel but better 🧜
💀

Pipes McGee
Thank god I'm in the clear

the braincells
Small miracles 😫🙏

Finn
WOWW

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
omw 😘😘

Finn
No ur not 😃
Get ur gremlin ass away from me

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
W o w

Pipes McGee
Beggars can be choosers 🤷

Finn
I ain't begging 😡

out of the way pretty boy 💅
can you? 🤔

Finn
If u want me too bbg 😩

Pipes McGee
😨😨

Jake
🙄

Finn
Nico
Come kiss me better pookie 🥺🥺

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
I feel like Nico's kiss would kill u more yea??
Cause like
Son of god of the dead

Finn
Wills still alive 😕

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
!?

Pipes McGee
True

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
???????

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
I would sooner plunge into the dark, cold depths of Tartarus for a third time then "kiss you better" Stoll.

Ariel but better 🧜
You need a loyalty card or something man 😭

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
On ur 5th visit you get a free t-shirt❗️!!!

Finn
NICO
WERE BESTIES HOW COULD YOU

Ariel but better 🧜
HES MY BESTY BACK OFF

Finn
YALL ARE ALR COUSINS
PLUS
HE LIKES ME MORE

head been broke to many times
Uhm actually I'm his best friend?

Ariel but better 🧜
COUSINS CAN BE BESTIES

Pipes McGee
My Man U sound desperate 💀

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
I thought we were besties 😧😥

friendly neighborhood horse girl
Actually I trump all of you so back off‼️!!
☺️

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
🧍
What if I just say rn that none of u are my bestie
How bout that.

rah-rah 🦖
.

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
...
Right so Reyna's my bestie
End of discussion
Any problems u take it up with her

Ariel but better 🧜
😧

head been broke to many times
I'm ok 😅

friendly neighborhood horse girl
😣

Finn
Wowwww
And after I got you ur favorite mytomahic card
Limited addition
I can't believe this

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
No wait

the braincells
Got?
Or stole.

Finn
...
Well
I am a stoll so...

Pipes McGee
Get ur puns out of here

Ariel but better 🧜
STOP
I THOUGHT THE ONE I GOT YOU WAS UR FAVORITE

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Uhm

animal kingdom
It's ok if the one I got you isn't ur favorite Nico I just hope u like it 😊

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Frank is in fact better than all of you
Fuck you all besides Frank and Reyna

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
D:

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Ur a bitch

friendly neighborhood horse girl
D:<

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Also a bitch
❤️❤️

friendly neighborhood horse girl
HA
I GOT HEARTS
SUCK IT
💜💜💜💜💜💜

Ariel but better 🧜
WHAT

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
The biggest bitch

the braincells
lol

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
O yes Annabeth is also great
👑

the braincells
💁♀️

Pipes McGee
🙇♀️

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Gay ass bitch

Pipes McGee
Go try to reach the top shelf short ass elf looking crusty dusty musty motherfucker

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Never cooking for you again
Enjoy Jason's cooking actually

Pipes McGee
NO
NO WAIT
NO LEO
BBG PLEASE
IM SO SORRY
U CAANT KET ME EAT THAT

head been broke to many times
What's wrong with my cooking D:

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
YOU DONT USE SEASONING
EVERYTHING TASTE BLAND

head been broke to many times
Seasonings overrated
I just need the nutrients we don't need all that fancy stuff 😭😭

the GOAT 💪💪
WHAT
PERSEUS JACKSOB
HOW IS YJIS
UR BSF
IM
HORROR
SHOOK TO THE VERY CORE

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
RIGHT
A DISGRACE

Ariel but better 🧜
Gagging
Might have to drop u Jason
I can't

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Nah I get that

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
You only eat fast food and granola bars stfu

friendly neighborhood horse girl
You gonna let him talk to you like that 🤨🤨🤨

animal kingdom
Hazel please don't instigate ☹️

friendly neighborhood horse girl
😋

rah-rah 🦖
I mean if it helps when Jason first came to new Rome he just ate raw meat
So him cooking it is actually an improvement

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Oooo yessss Reyna
Drop that Jason lore 👏👏👏

Ariel but better 🧜
WHAT

the GOAT 💪💪
WHST

pinecone enthusiast
Disappointed actually

Pipes McGee
🤢🤢🤢

head been broke to many times
LEAVE ME ALONE
I WAS TAISED BY WOLVES
WOLVES DONT COOK THEYRE FOOD OK

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
how did you not get sick 😭

Ariel but better 🧜
I WAS WITH LUPA FOR A WHILE BUT I DIDNT EAT RAW MEAT

head been broke to many times
U WERE OKD ENOUGH TO KNOW HIW TI COOK IT
I WAS LIKE 2

Pipes McGee
Jason lore is so sad 😔😔

Finn
Will uhmmm
Can you come heal my leg or nah

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Nah
Learn a lesson

Finn
wow

Jake
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Finn
AHUT UP YHIS IS UR FAULT
UGKY ASS BITCH

Jake
OW
HE THREW A ROCK AT ME

Finn
THERES MIRE WHERE THAT CSME FROM

Jake
IM BEING ATTACKED

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Aim for the feet so when they break he can't run away

Finn
I knew you loved me 🩷🩷🩷

Jake
STOP WHY
OMG