[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

Finn
Wait Jason
If u don't season ur food like
What does ambrosia taste like to u???
Dirt???

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Dirt 💀

head been broke to many times
I DONT EAT DIRT

Finn
I don't judge 🙌🙌

head been broke to many times
I actually don't know
Never thought bout it

Jake
Wow
His food taste so bad he can't remember his last good meal
😔😔😔

head been broke to many times
I

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Damn
Will
Give Jason some ambrosia so he can tell us what it taste like

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
No???

Pipes McGee
Just a little bit

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Little lick
Tastity-tastey

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
No 😐
Just cause ur demigods doesn't mean u can just have ambrosia whenever you want
To much is dangerous you idiots

Pipes McGee
Nah I ate like a bunch once when my ankle broke one time
I'm skill alive
Just burned a bit but I'm good 💪💪

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
U WHAT

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Bruh
Leave him alone bout the ambrosia
He's gonna pull out all his hair

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Gods forbid the pretty boy looses some hair 💀

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
Yes.
Gods forbid.
Leave his hair alone.

Pipes McGee
Will has pretty hair

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
Thank you?

Finn
I have pretty hair too 🤭🤭

Jake
Fruity ass bitch

Pipes McGee
Uhmmmmmm
😬😬

out of the way pretty boy 💅
🫤

Finn
...
What.

Jake
Idk what they're on
Our hair is incredible 🙄

Finn
Frrr

out of the way pretty boy 💅
It just needs some products
For the frizz
Got potential 🤔

Finn
FRIZZ!!??

Jake
HWHHABAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Pipes McGee
U too dumb dumb

Jake
WHAT
MY HAIRS IMMACULATE

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😬😬

Finn
LEO
NOT U

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🙌🙌

Finn
IMG
GUESS I HAVE TO GO BALD 😭😭😭
COME SHAVE ME BROTHER

Jake
ON IT
BEST DAY EVER

out of the way pretty boy 💅
NO I DIDNT SAY IT WAS BAD
JUST PRODUCTS
PRODUCTS

Finn
WHAT ORODUCTS
WHO PUTS STUFF IN THEYRE HAIR??

Jake
FRR

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WHAT
OH MY GODS

Finn
😦😯
Uhmmmm

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CONNOR
WHAT FO YOU MEAN

Finn
😀
I mean uhm
Products
We got tons of products
Travis go get the shit

Jake
Omg yea
Tons tons
(What do I get 😧)

Finn
(ANYTHING??)
(shouldn't matter?)

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ANYTHING!??
OH NONO NO
I GOT THIS

Finn
WE DONT NEED YOU
UR DIRTY
I DONT TRYST U

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WIW
MY HAIR IS INCREDIBLE
ASK

Pipes McGee
It is

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SEE

Jake
I think we can figure this out 🙄
So like...
Water yea
Googling it says oils we got olive oils that should work

Finn
Yea yea

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OMG
STOP
TRIST ME
I HAVE REFERENCES
I FIXED HAZELS HAIR UP

friendly neighborhood horse girl
👍👍
Very helpful
10/10

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🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

friendly neighborhood horse girl
😊😊

Finn
Hmmmmmm

Jake
I'm not convinced

Finn
Is he gonna burn our hair off?

Jake
Probably

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YR GONNA BURN UR OWN HAIR OFF IF U DONT GET UR FAT ASSES OVER TO MY BUNK RN

Finn
😨

Jake
😬

out of the way pretty boy 💅
😥
Did not mean for this to happen 😣

Pipes McGee
No this is glorious

head been broke to many times
Yo will you can bring that ambrosia now

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
You don't need it?

head been broke to many times
No yea I do
I got Percy to stab me

Ariel but better 🧜
👍👍

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
YIU WHAT

the braincells
Gods give me strength

Ariel but better 🧜
Your already strong D:

head been broke to many times
Yo
Man bleeding out over here

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
IM COMING
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
IM GOING TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

rah-rah 🦖
well then

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Soooo
What's it taste likeeee

Pipes McGee
Aren't u busy rn 🤨

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A MAN CAN MULTITASK

head been broke to many times
Uhhhhhhhhh
It tastes like..
U remember those tacos u made for us on our first quest together?

Pipes McGee
OH MY GODS
THOSE WERE SO GOOD

head been broke to many times
RIGHT

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OMG STOP
MY COOKINGS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD MEMORY JASON
WOWWWWWW
HONORD
that's kinda gay 🤨🤨

head been broke to many times
I'm changing my mind
Maybe it does taste like dirt.

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NOPE
YOU AKREADY SAID IT
YOU CANT TAKR IT BACK
YOU LIKE MY COOKINGGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAGAHA

Pipes McGee
LEO GO MAKA ME TACOS
PLESSE
JASON JUST REMINDED ME OF IT
PLESSE

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NO IM BUSY

Pipes McGee
UGH I HAVE TI DI EVERYTHING THE HARX WAY
PERCY COME STAB ME
LETS SEE IF UR COOKINGS MY FAVIRITE TOO VALDEZ

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
NO PERCY DO NOT GO STAB HER

Ariel but better 🧜
😔
i want some cheesburgers
OH MY GODS
MCDONALDS RN

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
im here
what
what
where
lets go
rn
percy
rn.

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youve summoned him

Ariel but better 🧜
whos driving

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
i got a choupher you dumb bitch get your ass over here or im leaving without you

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GET ME A KIDS MEAL
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I NEEDD THE TOY

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
you can make yourself a toy.

Finn
OOOO PLEASE PLEASE
ME TOO
ME TOO
PLEASE

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GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION
YOU GETTER BE TAKING NOTES

Jake
ive never tooken so much notes before
not even in school 😨

the braincells
probs why your failing

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
PERSEUS JACKSON

Ariel but better 🧜
IM COMING I WAS GETTING MONEY GOSH

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
MY FATHER IS THE GOD OF WEALTH I CAN BUY THE ENTIRE MCDONALDS FRANZHIES IF I WANTED TO HURRY UP.

Pipes McGee
damn will idk why your struggling thorugh medical learning when you got a sugar daddy right there

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
right so just let all you idiots roam free without a medic

Pipes McGee
we'd survive 💪💪💪

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
you all would die in less then 24 hours.

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wait so nicos your sugar daddy 🤨🤨🤨

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
nico's all of our sugar daddies lets be real.

Pipes McGee
not me
rich gang 💪💪💪

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i love leeching off rich people💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
whats a sugar daddy?

Pipes McGee
dont worry bout it bby

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
😑

Ariel but better 🧜
its a dad made of sugar

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
im not made of sugar?

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your also not a dad my good man

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
thats still pending

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WHAT
HUH

Ariel but better 🧜
HELLO??

head been broke to many times
WHAT
IMMA BE AN UNCLE???

Pipes McGee
WHIUAHA

friendly neighborhood horse girl
no
im to young to be an aunt
nico

animal kingdom
hazel your older than all of us...

friendly neighborhood horse girl
are you calling me old rn zhang.

animal kingdom
no
never
what
who would say that

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i can feel his fear through the screen