Happy Turkey Day to all you funky little Americans. Thank yalls elders, or yourself if your feeling frisky. Enjoy the food you get today, even if it doesn't change at all. Enjoy the weather, even if you don't like the cold. Enjoy this last saving grace before Christmas completely takes over.

Be thankful oh yeah! Be thankful after this day to btw. Like no excuse to not be thankful for something you are thankful for on any other day. Dont come at me like ,what if I'm thankful for nothing???? Then boy, be thankful for nothing, let me enjoy my thankful day! That's all I'm going to say so I hole you all have an AMAZING Turkey day. CIAO!!!