05/08/2021

Felix's Cat:

everyone's drunkkk
mukhang kasama na din ako dun >><<
sent • 10:10 pm

Ano pa nga ba ang bago? Don't complain about your hangover here tomorrow.
delivered • 10:13 pm

Felix's Cat:
whatttt
whyyy
u are my confidant, carter
ur name on my phone is literally 💓 free therapist 💓
sent • 10:14 pm

I wasn't informed that dropping out of college could land you a counselling/therapy job. Pero wala naman akong natatanggap na sweldo sa'yo ah.
delivered • 10:16 pm

Felix's Cat:
pwede ba kisses as payment
or love
i have loooootsss of love to giveee
🥰🥰🥰🥰
sent • 10:16 pm

I'll accept Felix or Kevin as payment.
delivered • 10:17 pm

Felix's Cat:
nooooo
don't evee touch my babies, u criminal!
they are mine
at kahit gaano ka kacool never never
:<<<
sent • 10:18 pm

Jusko. You regress even more when drunk. I thought you're a five year old in the body of an adult when sober, pero mas malala pa pala na lasing.
delivered • 10:18 pm

Felix's Cat:
i am not drunk!
i am just
ano
a little inebriated
sent • 10:18 pm

Wala namang pinagkaiba.
delivered • 10:20 pm

Felix's Cat:
there is!
i can still text you
u see when im really drunk
i just pass out lmaooo
tinutukso nga nilang sleepy drunk ako
which is
hello
rude!
sent • 10:20 pm

Bakit nga ba nagparty ka naman ulit? Can't spend a day without getting drunk?
delivered • 10:22 pm

Felix's Cat:
funnyyy
but i'm not an alcoholic person 'kay
di nga ako umiinom marami
sumasama lang ako sa mga kaibigan ko
but anw today mah dude was brokenhearted
not that someone broke up w him
just that
something sa ex
so sinamahan namin
ayun nagpakalasing na at mukhang may kasayaw na babae
sent • 10:23 pm

What? Brokenhearted sa ex pero agad na may ka-hook up?
delivered • 10:23 pm

Felix's Cat:
no no nooo
i mean he's already moved on
tagal na nilang exes
but ig he wanted to like idk go back to being friends ig
and like explain
why they broke up
pero may gf na to ngayon!!
so move on na siya
sent • 10:24 pm

What the heck? May girlfriend and he's dancing with another girl?
delivered • 10:25 pm

Felix's Cat:
huh
wait
shit
what the fuck
balikan kita wait
seen • 10:27 pm