If you've actually been paying attention to this story, you would know who this 'best nightmare' man is. I knew it was right when he walked through the door.

His name is Carl Mavis. He was an escaped convict who was trialed for 'Cheerio defiling' and murdering seven different women under the age of thirty.

That's right, a serial rapist walked through the door.

   "Now, what's your name, sweetie?" Carl asked.

   "I'm Katherine. Katherine Keene." she answered.

   "And who's your little friend here?" he asked.

   "My name is James Ignis." I stated.

   "Pssh. That's a stupid name." he scoffed.

   "Don't you say that about his name!" Katherine yelled. She charged at him.

   "Hold it right there." Carl said. A pistol was aiming directly, dead center at Katherine's forehead.

   "Don't do it. One shot and the whole building will panic and you'll be surrounded within minutes." I said holding out a hand. My body was in a defensive position.

   "Why should I believe you?" he threatened. Another pistol was aiming at my chest. I tried to think fast. How did TV shows do it? Yes, talk to them. Reassure them you are on their side.

   "Don't do it. You think you want to do it, but you don't, do you? What happened? What made you click?" I asked, attempting to stall for the time being.

   "None of your business." he said. That idea was shot done. Alright, time for plan B.

   "Fine, your choice," I said innocently, "You know what they say, curiousity kills the Kat." I pointed at Katherine.

   "Hey!" she cried.

   "That's funny." Carl said. Right when he said that, my plan hatched into phase two.

   "You know, Carl, why Piglet looked in the toilet? 'Cause he was looking for Pooh!" I cried.

   "Gross." Katherine said.

   "Ha ha ha!" Carl laughed. The pistol was swaying from directly at me. My plan was succeeding. Katherine seemed to know it was too.

   "You know why the dog wasn't allowed in the flea circus? Last time, he stole the show." I said. Carl kept on laughing.

   "You know what you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks." I said. He was laughing really hard.

   "Do you know why seagulls fly over the sea? 'Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!" I exclaimed. He was on the floor laughing. I sent a signal for Katherine to leave.

   "Aw, man. You're hilarious," Carl said, getting up," I even feel bad having to kill you." he said. Then, one shot, straight into the chest. I fell over on my back. The rest is a bit fuzzy...