My phoenix places me on the outer ring of the planet as it tilts to allow for it to function like a huge slide. My whole slimy body is tingling in joy even though it's my fifth time to go down the huge planetary slide.

As I slide down at the neck-breaking speed (luckily, I have no neck to speak of), the magnetic force of my home pulls me in. I can feel it rearranging my gelatinous body and everything is upside down, it having rearranged my eyes. It's exhilarating.

Then I am plunged into fluffy yellow clouds of joy.