May: *brings a moth to Zack* What's this, Papa?

Zack: AAAAAAHHHHH! *jumps up into the branches of a tree*

May: !!??

Warren: *groans* Do you need help to get down?

Zack: ...yes...

Max: Why does your kid have bandages?

Warren: She used to live in a family that was harvesting her magic.

Max: ... On an unrelated note, I need to find my shotgun.

Warren: *sweat drop*

May: You're too loud.

Bri: *sticks out her tongue*

May: And annoying.

Bri: You love me for it. -w-

May: ... No. 

Bri: You're so meeeaaaannnn T^T

Warren: ... May's relatable.

Zack: Nah, Bri's more relatable. You're mean to me all the time.

Warren: *sighs* You're a drama queen.

Zack: But I'm a boy!

Author: XD This is an absolute train wreck

Lara: *tries to take Warren*

Lara: *slips on some water*

Lara: Wait let me try again

Warren: No. *trips her and ties her up, calls the police* Hi, my sister attacked me. ... Yes, again. ... Yes, she's good at escaping. ... Uh... Crap, she escaped the ropes I tied her in... Okay, be on the lookout. Bye. *hangs up*DANG IT I ALMOST HAD HER!

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(I'm not gonna remove that mistake XD)

Zack: Can you walk?

Warren: I dunno, can I?

Zack: I dunno, can you?

Warren: ...

Zack: XD I think I broke him

Warren: You came to rescue me, and you forgot to tie the boat?

Zack: Well, Yes?

Warren: *sighs, long and annoyed*

Warren: I heard you were hanging out with Emily!

Zack: Wh- it's not what you think!

Warren: I won't hesitate, b-

Author: Dude. PG.

Warren: ... why did you even do this one 

Author: *shrugs*

Shade: *asleep*

May: *asleep*

Everyone: *asleep*

Zack: *comes home* GOOD MORNING!!!

Warren: ...too loud...

Shade: You're like six, why so sad?

May: I'm dead inside. Plus I used to live in a bad home.

Shade: Me too.

May: Well let's die inside together.

Shade: Okay.

Warren: *sweat drop* I can't tell if that helped or not...

Warren: *fighting a villain*

Zack: *gets shoved off the roof* Ow!

Warren: ! *looks*

Zack: I broke my aaaarrrrmmmmm TAT

Warren: ... He's fine. *goes back to fighting*

May: Daisukii.

Zack: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *dies*

May: *pokes him with his foot* ... Well, he's dead.

Author: *writing bloopers* Hm... Let's just put random crap into an area so I can try to fix the train wrecks in this story by hiding them behind bloopers which are bigger train wrecks.

Warren: I'm not sure that'll work-

Author: Hush. I'm wrecking trains.

Warren: ... *sighs* You're weird.

Author: I know.