(OKAY BUT THESE ARE ACTUAL TEXT CONVERSATIONS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD THAT I SCREENSHOTTED TWO SECONDS AGO GWBJGKE

So this fanfic is just a textfic bye)

You: Okay but your zodiac sign is a trick ass bitch soo

You: Literally

Maven: me

Maven: we've been dating since like September

You: October

You: I scrolled back once

You: October 6

Maven: we've been flirting since September though

You: Been flirting since we met

~Flashback~

Maven: I need constant attention to thrive

You: I remember one thing about yoh

You: Rule 1 of dating Maven; bacon always over you

You: Idk why I kept that heart for so long

Maven: rule 2 his random emo phrase references

Maven: rule 3 be open to dating thomas too

You: Reasonable

Maven: those are all pros too

Maven: hit me with your pros and cons

You: UUUUUuuuuUuuu

You: 1.) I talk about random shit a lot

You: 2.) I'm touchy

You: 3.) I will save a lot of pictures of you

Maven: then we are already dating

You: One more

You: 4.) I like bragging (whether it's about me or just about you to put her people)

Maven: same

You: )5 Maven is perfect and beautiful

Maven: rule 4 I'm so nice but if I see someone hate I will speak on it very quickly

Maven: rule 5 (Y/N) > anyone else

You: I don't know math

Maven: oh my god

Maven: it's okay because I can try to help

You: Bless

Maven: but I probably can't considering Mare asked for math help before and I couldn't do it

You: Meh relatable

Maven: yay

Maven: see look

Maven: it's a match made in hell

Maven: not heaven because I'm not straight

You: LMAO

You: **dabs**

Maven: rule 6 I will obsess over everything

Maven: rule 7 I've never been in a relationship so idk how to act :)

You: OML

You: 6.) Human Centipede is my favorite movie so-

You: I'll be the best girlfriend 

Maven: I've never watched the full movie

Maven: you are the best girlfriend

Maven: I haven't seen a lot of movies

Maven: go ahead

Maven: shame me

You: Me neither

You: One day I'll show you all my favorite movies

You: All 1 of them

You: Ye ah

You: 7.) I sing way too much

You: Nice

You: Pls don't die

Maven: YOUR VOICE IS LITERALLY THE BEST IVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I STAN HANS ZIMMER AND JOHN WILLIAMS

You: AAAA

Maven: I will not die because you said so

Maven: **leaves me on read**