[Diary entry #9: February 10, 2020]

As soon as I unblocked my phone, the message "1030 notifications" coming from Tinder pops up. What the heck! How come did I become popular overnight? Was it maybe because I put on a profile picture of me, naked and wearing only a towel covering my jewels while doing a selfie in the bathroom?

It looks like at least three hundred people started following me, liking my only two posts and sending me direct messages. But, what shocked me the most is that I'm matched to an user whose name is "Lee Siyeon."

I'd like to think it's just a coincidence, but, hey, whether it's her real name or just a moniker she uses on this app, I might've just found a fellow Insomnia. (If you're wondering, Insomnias are fans of a K-pop girl group called Dreamcatcher.)

For the first time in my life, I'm feeling relieved to be an ordinary guy with apparent average looks. I've just found a girl who has something in common with me, we match and... Hey, please tell me this is not a dream and, if it is, it doesn't turn into a nightmare.

I've just followed this mysterious user back and left her a direct message saying, "Hi. Nice profile picture. You like Dreamcatcher, too, right? By the way, I'm Han Gyungtaeg. Nice to match with you, I guess."

Lame, isn't it? But, hey, I don't want to play pretend. I have nothing to hide.

Let's just hope that "Siyeon" replies as soon as possible.