My updates are either really close together or months apart, there is no in between.

"Come on, get up. We have school today and then training at the mountain." Dick whacked Jason over the head with a pillow.

"Go train yourself. Those heroes give me a headache." Jason mumbled, tucking himself further under the blankets.

"Fine. I'm going to get Tim and Damian in here then." Dick warned, slowly making his way towards the door.

In a flash, Jason out of bed and tackling Dick to the ground. "Don't you dare, Dickhead. You know how I feel about those cretins coming into my room."

Dick kicked Jason off of him, pulling Jason to his feet. "Let's go then, you drama queen."

Jason grunted, following his older twin down to the dining room where Damian and Tim were already sitting with Bruce in silence. They sat down, joining in on breakfast.

It wasn't long before they all piled into the car to head to work and school, nobody saying a word until the end of the car ride. Bruce looked up at his four sons, clearing his throat. "I expect to see all of you at the mountain right after school. It is important that you all train as a team, understood?"

"Yes, father." They all replied in unison, albeit some reluctantly.

"Good. Now go have fun at school."

They exited the car, making their way towards their school. They entered the front gates, nearly bumping into a group of five teenagers as they did so.

"Hey! Watch it." The broadest one grunted, turning to glare at the brothers.

"Oh, hey guys!" Dick smiled at the group. "Guys, these are my brothers, Tim and Damian. Boys, these fine people are Artemis, Conner, Kaldur, Megan, and Wally. We have some classes together."

Damian rolled his eyes, not bothering to look up at the teens. "And we care, why?"

Tim looked over the group, instantly recognizing Kaldur and Conner. He hid his smirk as he stuck his hand out. "Hello, I'm Tim. Grumpy pants is Damian."

"Its nice to meet you, Tim." Megan shook his hand as the bell rang. "We should get going. Our first period teacher isn't a fan of tardiness."

"Or Jason." Dick snorted, yelping when his twin whacked him on the back of the head. "Jerk."

"Dickhead." Jason grumbled, following the flow of students into the building and leaving the team and his twin behind as Tim and Damian followed him.

"Your twin is a ray of sunshine." Wally commented, falling into step with Dick.

Dick chuckled. "He's just mad that I woke him up this morning by hitting him with a pillow and threatening to unleash hell in his room."

The group continued in silence, walking into the classroom to find Jason sitting in the back corner of the room. They all sat around him, Dick sitting right next to him. Jason groaned when he saw his brother's shoes. "What do you want?"

"To apologize for beating you up this morning." Dick smiled innocently.

Jason narrowed his eyes. "You didn't beat me up, but you should still watch your back, Dickie."

"Ooh, I'm so scared." Dick smirked.

"Jerk."

"Bitch."

"Asshole."

"Bastard."

"Technically, we are both bastards. Our parents were never married." Jason smirked smugly.

"Nerd."

"Loser."

As the brothers continued to throw names back and forth at each other, the team watched in amusement.

They remind me of Artemis and Cheshire when they meet on the field. I mean, now that we know they are related I can totally see the banter for what it is. Sibling rivalry.

Artemis, is that why you live at that cave? Is it because your family is part of the Shadows?

Yes and no. I was living with my mom up until she...she was killed.

Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry.

What happened?

I don't want to talk about it right now.

Okay, let's talk about the fact that Wally here said he wasn't gay but he is totally making heart eyes at Dick.

Hey, I said I wasn't gay, not that I wasn't attracted to guys.

Huh?

Bisexual, my dudes.

Oh, nice. Dick is pretty, isn't he?

Yeah, I know, why do you think I'm giving him heart eyes?

As the team continued to banter through the mind link, it took every ounce of will power and restraint that Dick and Jason had not to respond and to keep straight faces while they kept up their bickering.

Jason gave Dick a pointed look when they started talking about him in the mind link, waggling his eyebrows subtly. Dick rolled his eyes, fighting the blush on his cheeks. Jason noticed this and grinned maliciously. Dick shook his head violently. "Jay, no."

"Jay, yes." Jason responded, both of them talking in hushed tones.

"Jason, I swear-"

"Jason, I swear-" Jason mimicked, making a face at his twin.

Dick growled, bunching his fists at his side. "Stop it."

"Stop it."

"Jason."

"Jas-"

Jason mostly dodged the punched, his brother catching him on the cheek rather than the nose just as the teacher walked in. "Richard Wayne! What is the meaning of this?" Dick glared at his twin, who just smiled innocently at him as he rubbed his cheek. "To the office, now! Jason, go to the nurses and get an ice pack, then return immediately to class."

"Aye aye!" Jason drawled, following after his twin. Once they were in the hallway, he burst into a fit of giggles. "Oh man, you should've seen your face! You were so angry!"

"Jason!" Dick hissed. "Father said we have to keep a low profile! That means no violence, even sibling violence!"

Jason just cackled harder. "And- and the fact that the team has no idea that we can hear their every conversation! This is too rich!"

Dick rolled his eyes. "Whatever, you're the one disappointing mother."

Jason wiped his eyes, letting out a few more chuckles and jogged after Dick. "Am I? I'm just keeping up my role as the trouble making asshole brother."

Dick grit his teeth, glaring a Jason. "Yeah, well, maybe you're playing it too well."

Jason narrowed his eyes at Dick. "At least I'm not the one plotting against my own brothers." He brushed past Dick, hitting his shoulder hard into Dick's as he walked by him.

Dick stared wide eyed after him, shock on his features. Jason couldn't know what he was planning...could he?