MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! ESPECIALLY TO ME. SO, MY CHRISTMAS WAS LONG AND BORING. I WANTED AN IPHONE X, BUT MY MOM BOUGHT ME AN 8 INSTEAD. SHE SAID I'LL GET ONE NEXT YEAR. DOES THIS BITCH KNOW WHO I AM? 

ANYWAYS, I ALSO ASKED FOR AMIIBOS FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH, BUT SHE ONLY BOUGHT ME THE LEGEND IF ZELDA ONES. I DON'T WANT THAT GREEN ELF THING CALLED ZELDA AT ALL. ZELDA'S A GIRL NAME AND IT'S ON THAT LITTLE GREEN GUY. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM. 

ANYWHO, I ALSO GOT A MAKE UP KIT, A HOVERBOARD, A GAMING COMPUTER,  A ROLEX WATCH, A TV, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER. BUT, MY CHRISTMAS WAS BORING. AND THEN MY MOM HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT WE'LL PICK UP THE REST OF MY STUFF TOMORROW, THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS!! JEEZ, MY MOTHER SUCKS. I NEED A NEW ONE. WILL SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME?