not peter parker
hey i had a great
time with you!

actual mj
lol me too i guess

not peter parker
wow i feel so
appreciated by you

actual mj
good

actual mj
i like keeping you
humble

not peter parker
you definitely do
something like that

actual mj
:)

actual mj
im doing my job
right then

not peter parker
you know most friends
are actually nice to
each other

actual mj
honey if all your friends
don't tease you a little
and kiss your ass...well
they aren't your real friends
girl

not peter parker
jfc

not peter parker
there's no winning
with you is there

actual mj
never

actual mj
it's part of my charm

not peter parker
sure it is

actual mj
okay well now that's
rude

not peter parker
i think you can handle
it after everything you've
said to me

actual mj
i don't like what your
tone implies

not peter parker
we're texting!

actual mj
still!

actual mj
i know the tone you
were using and i do
not like it sir

not peter parker
sir?

actual mj
oh don't get a big
deal about it that's
just something i
say

not peter parker
yeah alright

not peter parker
but i did like
meeting you

not peter parker
it was really nice

not peter parker
you're different in
person

actual mj
am i?

not peter parker
better

actual mj
oh

not peter parker
like i could see who
you really are instead
of who you are online

not peter parker
it was nice :)

actual mj
yeah i guess you
were different too

not peter parker
you know i really not
im not reading this
wrong because that
would be embarassing
but how would feel like
going on a date with
me?

actual mj
a date?

actual mj
like you like like
me and wanna
date me and be
my boyfriend
kinda date?

not peter parker
aren't those all
dates?

not peter parker
but yeah, i would

actual mj
oh

actual mj
holy fuck
( erased )

actual mj
h o l y  f u c k
( erased )

not peter parker
shit i guess i am

not peter parker
forget i said anything
we can just forget
about all of it it's fine

actual mj
wait shit!!!!

actual mj
don't go!!!

actual mj
i'd love to go on a
date with you

not peter parker
really???

actual mj
yeah

actual mj
of course

not peter parker
holy shit
( erased )

not peter parker
how about tomorrow
night?

actual mj
sounds good to
me!

actual mj
what the fuck oh
my god yess!!!
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