THE THREE MUSKETEERS

lance sweets brooklyn
cal lightman sawyer
og hoe mary jane

lance sweets
okay so like,,, are
we just gonna ignore
the fact that tom fucking
holland liked your
insta pic???

cal lightman
yeah you are not getting
out of this one mj

cal lightman
explain!!!

og hoe
ew explaining myself

og hoe
hate that

lance sweets
well too bad bc we
curious and will NOT
under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
let you go without one

lance sweets
:)

og hoe
stfu up with that

lance sweets
:)

lance sweets
:)

og hoe
i hate that so much

lance sweets
well then imma spam it
to you everywhere if
you don't fucking talk
bitch

og hoe
ew blackmail

lance sweets
obviously

cal lightman
tell!!! us!!!!

og hoe
what's there to say?

og hoe
you spammed his @ in my
comments against my
fucking will and then he
showed up and liked the
pic

lance sweets
okay it was not against
your will

lance sweets
you're the one who said
bet and you KNOW that
i cannot physically stop
myself from doing something
when they bet me on it

lance sweets
you brought that upon
yourself

og hoe
ugh whatever

og hoe
and then he like dmed me
and everything but it's not
like we talked for very
long

cal lightman
HOLD UP

cal lightman
he DMED you???

og hoe
yeah but it's whatever

cal lightman
um,,, it is NOT whatever
bitch

cal lightman
TOM HOLLAND the star
of fucking SPIDERMAN
dmed you yesterday

og hoe
and i met him so what?

og hoe
he remembered me and
i said that i didn't like him
and then i told him it was
nothing really personal
but he was like "oh well
it FEELS personal" so
i was like whatever and
stopped talking to him

og hoe
i do not have TIME for
boys who think me
hating them is personal

og hoe
they're too whiny for
my taste

lance sweets
ugh i hate that

lance sweets
but you did say straight
up that you hated him
and if someone pulled
that shit with me it would
feel personal too

og hoe
well most of the time it
is but like,, i'd be fine
with him if he didn't
play peter parker

cal lightman
and if your name wasn't
mary jane watson we
know sis

og hoe
then why do i feel
the need to explain
to yall again so you
understand?

lance sweets
stop antagonizing each
other!!!

lance sweets
mj you have to dm him
back!

og hoe
tf why?

lance sweets
because he won't dm
me so i have to life
vicariously through you

og hoe
yeah,, no

og hoe
like i want you to complete
all your dreams but like,,
not this one pls

lance sweets
but it would make me the
happiest girl in the whole
wide world

og hoe
just go to disneyland for a
day? you'd be happier
than the happiest girl
in the whole wide world

lance sweets
okay,, disney does make
me happy but still

og hoe
i'll pay for your food

lance sweets
...

lance sweets
alright so you don't have
to dm him back

og hoe
yes!

cal lightman
im going to disney with
you guys and you're gonna
pay for my food too mj

og hoe
wtf no???

cal lightman
it's for my suffering!

og hoe
ugh fine stop being so
dramatic

cal lightman
luv you!!!